1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:06,031 --> 00:01:07,031 - Whoo! 4 00:01:18,837 --> 00:01:20,804 - Man, the food here got lots better 5 00:01:20,839 --> 00:01:21,885 when they took Vinny's momma off the stage 6 00:01:21,909 --> 00:01:23,738 and put her in the kitchen. 7 00:01:23,773 --> 00:01:25,809 - Yeah, but I'm gonna miss her. 8 00:01:25,844 --> 00:01:29,158 These new girls they ain't got no tits. 9 00:01:35,371 --> 00:01:37,235 - Mom, I see the menu hasn't changed. 10 00:01:39,961 --> 00:01:41,756 You'll spoil your appetite. 11 00:02:00,223 --> 00:02:02,294 This is. 12 00:02:02,329 --> 00:02:03,813 How can we sit here and eat 13 00:02:03,847 --> 00:02:05,446 when three of our boys have been killed in the past week? 14 00:02:05,470 --> 00:02:07,334 - Yeah, you hear about No Nose Tony? 15 00:02:07,368 --> 00:02:10,268 They're still scraping his guts off of the sidewalk. 16 00:02:10,302 --> 00:02:11,648 - You guys are mental. 17 00:02:11,683 --> 00:02:13,271 He fell fixing his roof. 18 00:02:13,305 --> 00:02:14,789 - That's bullshit. 19 00:02:14,824 --> 00:02:16,066 I don't feel safe. 20 00:02:16,101 --> 00:02:17,620 - Lucky, you wouldn't feel safe 21 00:02:17,654 --> 00:02:20,381 fucking in a field of four-leaf clovers. 22 00:02:20,416 --> 00:02:21,796 I gotta go take a squirt. 23 00:02:27,181 --> 00:02:28,803 - Now where are you going? 24 00:02:28,838 --> 00:02:31,047 - I'm going to the choke the cannoli. 25 00:02:31,081 --> 00:02:32,152 I'll be right back. 26 00:02:33,670 --> 00:02:37,087 You're a real fucking class act, Cheech, you know. 27 00:02:49,030 --> 00:02:50,549 Mary Mother of God. 28 00:03:18,715 --> 00:03:20,061 - Do something. 29 00:03:20,096 --> 00:03:22,132 - Baby, you've been replaced. 30 00:03:38,356 --> 00:03:40,323 - That's one hell of a nun. 31 00:03:44,016 --> 00:03:45,201 - I wanna know who's the sick fuck 32 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,537 who okayed that whore to dress like that? 33 00:03:49,090 --> 00:03:50,264 - Damned if I know. 34 00:03:50,299 --> 00:03:51,899 I didn't even know they hired a new girl. 35 00:03:55,683 --> 00:03:58,065 - Can you believe that fucking Lucky, Bobo? 36 00:03:58,099 --> 00:04:00,205 I swear to god if his mother didn't run the operation 37 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,079 he'd be taking swimming lessons in the Providence River 38 00:04:02,103 --> 00:04:04,692 with concrete water weights. 39 00:04:04,727 --> 00:04:05,969 Bobo. 40 00:04:06,004 --> 00:04:07,626 Hey, Bobo! 41 00:04:10,664 --> 00:04:12,631 Bobo, what gives? 42 00:04:13,874 --> 00:04:15,324 This ain't no game of hide and seek. 43 00:04:15,358 --> 00:04:16,358 Bobo! 44 00:04:27,405 --> 00:04:30,408 - Hi, I got a confession for ya, Sister. 45 00:04:30,442 --> 00:04:32,824 I only wear this ring to pick up the chicks. 46 00:04:32,858 --> 00:04:35,413 - Oh, baby, when I'm done with you, 47 00:04:36,655 --> 00:04:38,830 you know what you're gonna be picking up? 48 00:04:38,864 --> 00:04:40,487 - What's that, Sister? 49 00:04:40,521 --> 00:04:42,212 - Your fucking guts off the floor. 50 00:04:50,704 --> 00:04:53,534 Does anyone else have something to confess? 51 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:58,337 - There's a killer on the! 52 00:05:02,129 --> 00:05:04,614 - Boss, I got someone down here you should take a look at. 53 00:05:04,649 --> 00:05:05,649 - Kill her. 54 00:05:07,065 --> 00:05:09,688 - I hope my dear mother doesn't find out about this. 55 00:05:26,602 --> 00:05:28,051 - You bitch! 56 00:05:28,086 --> 00:05:32,021 I'm gonna eat your fucking guts like they were manicotti. 57 00:05:32,055 --> 00:05:33,055 - Ta-da! 58 00:05:41,099 --> 00:05:42,342 - Jesus Christ. 59 00:05:47,277 --> 00:05:48,451 - Where's Corbucci? 60 00:05:48,486 --> 00:05:49,486 - Cor, who? 61 00:05:50,798 --> 00:05:54,664 I don't know any Corbucci, I swear to God. 62 00:05:54,699 --> 00:05:57,357 - You can swear to God all you want, jerk off. 63 00:05:58,530 --> 00:06:00,290 I do his dirty work, 64 00:06:00,325 --> 00:06:04,571 and I can tell you that God doesn't give one fuck about you! 65 00:06:04,605 --> 00:06:07,643 - Please, I'm a good Catholic. 66 00:06:07,677 --> 00:06:09,679 - Where is he? 67 00:06:09,714 --> 00:06:11,647 I was told he'd be here tonight. 68 00:06:11,681 --> 00:06:13,511 You have three seconds. 69 00:06:18,412 --> 00:06:20,794 - A hitman disguised as a nun, 70 00:06:20,828 --> 00:06:23,037 now I fuckin' seen it all, haven't I? 71 00:06:23,072 --> 00:06:26,420 - Corbucci, shouldn't you be home 72 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,975 fucking your mother? 73 00:06:30,010 --> 00:06:30,942 - Nice talk. 74 00:06:30,976 --> 00:06:32,737 That's, really that's nice talk. 75 00:06:32,771 --> 00:06:34,359 But none of that matters anymore 76 00:06:35,222 --> 00:06:36,775 because now I've got you. 77 00:06:36,810 --> 00:06:38,915 Vengeance is mine, bitch. 78 00:06:54,275 --> 00:06:56,726 - I knew she was no match for them. 79 00:06:56,761 --> 00:06:59,142 - She didn't have time for proper training, 80 00:06:59,177 --> 00:07:00,972 for proper guidance. 81 00:07:01,006 --> 00:07:02,259 We've become to hasty in sending 82 00:07:02,283 --> 00:07:04,078 these novices out into the field. 83 00:07:04,113 --> 00:07:06,080 - But there was no time. 84 00:07:06,115 --> 00:07:08,531 Operation Friday Plant was a top priority 85 00:07:08,566 --> 00:07:10,188 as you well know, Sister. 86 00:07:10,222 --> 00:07:12,432 - With Sister Envy eliminated, 87 00:07:12,466 --> 00:07:13,950 who's going to take her place? 88 00:07:18,610 --> 00:07:23,581 - The next chosen nun is many miles away, 89 00:07:24,961 --> 00:07:26,641 and we have been watching this nun closely. 90 00:07:29,794 --> 00:07:33,798 And this nun is dynamite. 91 00:07:40,529 --> 00:07:43,083 - Really, Sister Kelly, I can see 92 00:07:43,117 --> 00:07:47,018 that I should take at least partial responsibility for this. 93 00:07:47,052 --> 00:07:48,433 I should have made 94 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:51,540 your first solitary meditation a little longer, 95 00:07:51,574 --> 00:07:54,750 after the um, the shower incident. 96 00:07:54,784 --> 00:07:57,580 - Hey, don't try to pin that on me, Mother Superior, 97 00:07:57,615 --> 00:07:58,823 that wasn't my fault. 98 00:07:58,857 --> 00:08:00,307 - Nonsense! 99 00:08:01,757 --> 00:08:05,588 In all of my years in giving service to the good Lord, 100 00:08:05,623 --> 00:08:10,006 I have never, ever seen such reckless behavior. 101 00:08:11,801 --> 00:08:12,975 - Have you ever noticed 102 00:08:13,009 --> 00:08:14,804 how wonderful breasts are, Sister Kelly? 103 00:08:14,839 --> 00:08:16,116 - Huh? 104 00:08:16,150 --> 00:08:17,473 - What a gift from the Lord they are. 105 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,222 They have so many uses. 106 00:08:19,257 --> 00:08:20,983 - Yeah, well, not when you're a nun, 107 00:08:21,017 --> 00:08:23,537 then they're about as useful as hubcaps on a tractor. 108 00:08:23,572 --> 00:08:26,506 - Oh, come one now, Sister Kelly, that's not the spirit. 109 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:28,887 I mean your breasts are like your two best friends, 110 00:08:28,922 --> 00:08:30,613 they're always there when you need them. 111 00:08:30,648 --> 00:08:32,995 - Best friends hardly. 112 00:08:34,203 --> 00:08:35,318 - You just haven't properly learned 113 00:08:35,342 --> 00:08:37,447 how to love your breasts. 114 00:08:37,482 --> 00:08:38,966 Let me help show you how. 115 00:08:40,692 --> 00:08:42,591 - For the last time, Sister Sappho, 116 00:08:42,625 --> 00:08:45,870 when are you gonna stop being such a sucker for my tits? 117 00:08:45,904 --> 00:08:49,632 - I can see now that what happened that day 118 00:08:49,667 --> 00:08:52,566 is a mere symptom of a bigger problem 119 00:08:52,601 --> 00:08:56,328 of temperament, and self-control. 120 00:08:56,363 --> 00:08:57,778 - But Mother, I- 121 00:08:57,813 --> 00:09:00,747 - No, there is nothing you can say to change. 122 00:09:00,781 --> 00:09:02,403 - But he- - No! 123 00:09:02,438 --> 00:09:05,199 There is no mitigating circumstances 124 00:09:05,234 --> 00:09:09,376 in which you ever lay hands on a priest. 125 00:09:10,584 --> 00:09:13,863 - The laying on of hands is venerated tradition, 126 00:09:13,898 --> 00:09:15,738 but laying someone out with a communion chalice 127 00:09:15,762 --> 00:09:17,418 is something else entirely. 128 00:09:17,453 --> 00:09:19,869 - Yes, Father, you're right. 129 00:09:19,904 --> 00:09:23,148 I am sure that Sister Kelly is sorry. 130 00:09:23,183 --> 00:09:24,840 No! 131 00:09:24,874 --> 00:09:26,980 I don't feel bad about it. 132 00:09:27,014 --> 00:09:28,257 He was sodomizing one 133 00:09:28,291 --> 00:09:30,362 of the parishioners in the confessional. 134 00:09:30,397 --> 00:09:34,056 God knows he deserved worse, and I would have to 135 00:09:34,090 --> 00:09:36,403 but those cups are too damn flimsy 136 00:09:36,437 --> 00:09:38,198 to bash somebody's head in with! 137 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:41,857 - The confessional is a place of sacred secrecy. 138 00:09:41,891 --> 00:09:43,375 No! 139 00:09:43,410 --> 00:09:47,587 Look we've all had sex in the confessional before, 140 00:09:47,621 --> 00:09:52,592 but we are not all trying to ball a 14-year-old girl scout. 141 00:09:53,454 --> 00:09:55,180 - I was do nothing of the sort. 142 00:09:55,215 --> 00:09:56,837 I was simply trying to- 143 00:09:56,872 --> 00:09:57,804 - Grab her cookies. 144 00:09:57,838 --> 00:09:59,426 - Enough! 145 00:09:59,460 --> 00:10:03,844 Sister Kelly, I don't care what the father 146 00:10:03,879 --> 00:10:05,190 was doing in the confessional 147 00:10:05,225 --> 00:10:07,399 or who he was doing in the confessional, 148 00:10:07,434 --> 00:10:09,574 that is not what matters here today. 149 00:10:10,782 --> 00:10:15,615 What matters is that you are not fit to be a nun 150 00:10:16,857 --> 00:10:20,723 at Our Lady of the Blessed Passivity. 151 00:10:20,758 --> 00:10:24,624 I've transferred you to St. Vrains. 152 00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:25,832 - No! 153 00:10:25,866 --> 00:10:29,629 - Yes, St. Vrains of the unrepentant sinner. 154 00:10:31,492 --> 00:10:36,463 After a year there you will be praying to come back. 155 00:10:43,401 --> 00:10:45,265 - Have fun at St. Vrains. 156 00:10:45,299 --> 00:10:47,301 That's where all the bad girls go. 157 00:10:47,336 --> 00:10:49,821 And when you get really bad, 158 00:10:49,856 --> 00:10:51,858 you can come back to me. 159 00:11:02,972 --> 00:11:04,767 Cocksucker. 160 00:11:48,673 --> 00:11:50,640 - Hey now, got a good look to you. 161 00:11:51,607 --> 00:11:52,746 Cute face. 162 00:11:53,678 --> 00:11:55,197 And that bag you're wearing 163 00:11:55,231 --> 00:11:59,028 can't keep that slamming body of yours under wraps. 164 00:11:59,063 --> 00:12:01,306 You got a name, pudding? 165 00:12:02,998 --> 00:12:05,794 Hey, I'm just trying to be friendly. 166 00:12:09,452 --> 00:12:12,490 - Hey, watch where you're going. 167 00:12:13,940 --> 00:12:16,356 - She just couldn't take her eyes off of Emilio back there. 168 00:12:17,460 --> 00:12:18,634 - I'm sorry. 169 00:12:18,668 --> 00:12:22,431 - Hey, now was that polite. 170 00:12:22,465 --> 00:12:24,605 I just wanted to know what your name was. 171 00:12:25,503 --> 00:12:26,780 - My name's Kelly Johnson. 172 00:12:27,954 --> 00:12:30,922 I'm a novice in the Carmelite order of nuns. 173 00:12:32,234 --> 00:12:34,167 - Hey. - Really? 174 00:12:34,201 --> 00:12:36,756 'Cause I thought your name was pussy. 175 00:12:38,171 --> 00:12:41,519 And you're gonna be working for me from here on out, pussy. 176 00:12:54,221 --> 00:12:57,397 It's time for you to eat the host, Sister. 177 00:12:59,709 --> 00:13:01,815 - How about some nuts for an appetizer? 178 00:13:10,755 --> 00:13:12,722 - You fucking bitch! 179 00:13:12,757 --> 00:13:16,588 She's not gonna give it up easy, Emilio. 180 00:13:16,623 --> 00:13:18,004 - Shut up. 181 00:13:18,038 --> 00:13:19,212 Come hold her down. 182 00:13:31,396 --> 00:13:33,329 - You better watch out you don't hurt yourself. 183 00:13:33,364 --> 00:13:35,642 Can't just bust in a nun like any old bitch. 184 00:13:36,954 --> 00:13:38,679 The cherries are all pit. 185 00:13:40,474 --> 00:13:42,994 You could snap it off in there. 186 00:13:43,029 --> 00:13:45,721 - Broken harder pussies than this one. 187 00:13:45,755 --> 00:13:47,896 - Tiny, put here up face down. 188 00:13:49,173 --> 00:13:51,313 She wants to be a pain in the ass, 189 00:13:51,347 --> 00:13:52,486 can play that way too. 190 00:14:02,082 --> 00:14:04,291 - Which one of you motherfuckers is next to die? 191 00:14:04,326 --> 00:14:06,535 - Stupid fuckin', whore! 192 00:14:15,578 --> 00:14:16,578 - Monsters! 193 00:14:18,823 --> 00:14:20,135 Try to rape a nun! 194 00:14:31,698 --> 00:14:32,872 - Hey, pussy. 195 00:14:34,321 --> 00:14:36,047 I'm not done with you yet. 196 00:14:41,087 --> 00:14:43,020 - Sister Kelly Johnson. 197 00:14:43,054 --> 00:14:46,506 - Yeah, you must be from St. Vrains. 198 00:14:46,540 --> 00:14:50,130 - Sister Kelly Johnson, prepare to meet your maker. 199 00:14:50,165 --> 00:14:51,165 - What? 200 00:15:05,318 --> 00:15:07,803 - Are you Sister Kelly? 201 00:15:07,837 --> 00:15:12,808 - Yes, I, um, did I, have I, is this hell? 202 00:15:15,673 --> 00:15:18,020 - No, it's not hell, toots. 203 00:15:18,055 --> 00:15:19,263 - Who are you? 204 00:15:19,297 --> 00:15:22,404 - Well, I'm Oscar, your guardian angel. 205 00:15:23,336 --> 00:15:24,613 - Guardian angel? 206 00:15:24,647 --> 00:15:25,831 Where the hell were you when those goons 207 00:15:25,855 --> 00:15:27,236 where trying to rape me? 208 00:15:27,271 --> 00:15:28,203 - Wait, back off. 209 00:15:28,237 --> 00:15:29,480 - And where the hell where you 210 00:15:29,514 --> 00:15:30,526 when I was getting my ass blown away 211 00:15:30,550 --> 00:15:32,448 by an AK-47, huh? 212 00:15:32,483 --> 00:15:34,312 Some guardian angel you are. 213 00:15:34,347 --> 00:15:36,107 - Bitch, I was buying smokes. 214 00:15:36,142 --> 00:15:38,696 Do you have any idea how hard it is to get menthol up here? 215 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,146 Now get off my fucking case 216 00:15:40,180 --> 00:15:41,802 before I send you straight to hell. 217 00:15:41,837 --> 00:15:42,665 Angels can do that you know. 218 00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:44,391 - Okay, okay. 219 00:15:44,426 --> 00:15:45,945 - Geez Louise. 220 00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:48,464 Come on Sister Short Fuse, I got somethin' to show ya. 221 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,779 - Sisters and Sisters, I am pleased 222 00:15:52,813 --> 00:15:56,093 to introduce to you tonight's main attraction. 223 00:15:56,127 --> 00:15:58,440 The Gurby parishioner is proud to present 224 00:15:58,474 --> 00:16:01,788 the one, the only, the king. 225 00:16:01,822 --> 00:16:03,548 - You have Elvis here? 226 00:16:03,583 --> 00:16:04,964 - No, not, not quite. 227 00:16:54,392 --> 00:16:55,566 Is that? 228 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:56,394 - Yes, it is. 229 00:16:56,429 --> 00:16:57,292 That's the J Man. 230 00:16:57,326 --> 00:16:58,326 Ain't he a beaut? 231 00:17:05,403 --> 00:17:06,784 - Why are you still naked? 232 00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:07,992 - 'Cause I'm an angel. 233 00:18:20,444 --> 00:18:21,790 - This is amazing. 234 00:18:21,824 --> 00:18:23,240 - I know. 235 00:18:23,274 --> 00:18:25,555 He wants to meet with you backstage after the performance. 236 00:18:31,834 --> 00:18:34,251 Hey, Chief, I got someone here to see ya. 237 00:18:35,459 --> 00:18:37,599 - I'm so glad you could make it, Sister Kelly. 238 00:18:39,532 --> 00:18:41,948 Oscar, hand 'em over. 239 00:18:42,811 --> 00:18:43,811 - But, boss. 240 00:18:48,644 --> 00:18:50,129 - Thank you. 241 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:51,302 You can go no, Oscar. 242 00:18:57,343 --> 00:18:58,965 - You know my name, Lord. 243 00:18:58,999 --> 00:19:02,486 - Please, call me husband not Lord. 244 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:05,144 Bride of Christ means just that, 245 00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:07,456 I'm married to every last nun, 246 00:19:08,595 --> 00:19:10,735 which is ironic because back on earth 247 00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:11,943 that would make me a Mormon. 248 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:18,467 - Uh, why am I here, husband? 249 00:19:18,502 --> 00:19:20,020 - To train. 250 00:19:20,055 --> 00:19:21,263 - What? 251 00:19:21,298 --> 00:19:23,576 - I'm sending you back as a emissary on earth. 252 00:19:23,610 --> 00:19:24,887 - Uh, I'm no prophet. 253 00:19:24,922 --> 00:19:26,579 I, I wouldn't know what to say, 254 00:19:26,613 --> 00:19:28,857 and people keep telling me 255 00:19:28,891 --> 00:19:31,446 that I have this wicked temper problem. 256 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:33,586 - I'm not sending you back as a prophet. 257 00:19:35,415 --> 00:19:39,143 I'm sending back as a sanctified crusader, 258 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,801 a member of the Order of the Black Habit. 259 00:19:41,835 --> 00:19:43,389 - The what? 260 00:19:43,423 --> 00:19:45,322 - The Order of the Black Habit. 261 00:19:46,737 --> 00:19:48,335 Since you've already gained access into heaven, 262 00:19:48,359 --> 00:19:51,293 you know mortal sins aren't a problem for you anymore. 263 00:19:52,501 --> 00:19:55,677 Let's face it some people just need to die. 264 00:19:55,711 --> 00:19:57,196 - What? 265 00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:58,690 Don't get all bent out of shape about it. 266 00:19:58,714 --> 00:20:01,614 I mean these are people that weren't gonna be saved anyway. 267 00:20:01,648 --> 00:20:06,274 You know like drug dealers, and pimps, mafia dons, 268 00:20:06,308 --> 00:20:08,517 CEOs of major corporations, you know that kind of thing. 269 00:20:08,552 --> 00:20:11,071 - This is got to be some sort of mistake. 270 00:20:11,106 --> 00:20:12,901 - No, it's not. 271 00:20:12,935 --> 00:20:15,628 I've seen your work back on earth. 272 00:20:15,662 --> 00:20:18,941 The Order of the Black Habit would be a perfect fit for you. 273 00:20:20,529 --> 00:20:23,291 - Well, what do I have to lose? 274 00:20:23,325 --> 00:20:25,016 - That's the spirit. 275 00:20:25,051 --> 00:20:27,985 But first we train. 276 00:20:38,754 --> 00:20:40,076 - Oh, the Order of the Black Habit, 277 00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:41,757 why didn't I think of that before? 278 00:20:41,792 --> 00:20:43,725 It all makes sense, yeah. 279 00:20:43,759 --> 00:20:45,554 You think I'm fuckin' idiot? 280 00:20:45,589 --> 00:20:46,635 You seriously gonna sit there 281 00:20:46,659 --> 00:20:48,488 and look at me in my eye, 282 00:20:48,523 --> 00:20:50,628 and tell me there's a secret organization 283 00:20:50,663 --> 00:20:52,768 of supernatural vigilante nuns, 284 00:20:52,803 --> 00:20:54,080 what do I look like, huh? 285 00:20:54,114 --> 00:20:55,944 What do I fucking look like? 286 00:20:55,978 --> 00:20:56,910 The type of mook? 287 00:20:56,945 --> 00:20:58,843 - I'm telling you the truth. 288 00:20:58,878 --> 00:21:00,086 You must believe me. 289 00:21:01,570 --> 00:21:05,264 For over 1500 years The Order of the Black Habit 290 00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:06,886 has been fighting crime 291 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:09,302 and keeping the world safe from evil. 292 00:21:09,337 --> 00:21:11,615 They answer only to the pope. 293 00:21:11,649 --> 00:21:14,273 - Boss, uh, maybe he's tellin' the truth. 294 00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:16,930 I mean after all he is a priest. 295 00:21:18,449 --> 00:21:20,209 - I swear to God in heaven, 296 00:21:21,452 --> 00:21:23,799 I wouldn't lie to you, Mr. Corbucci. 297 00:21:25,111 --> 00:21:27,216 - I believe you, I really do. 298 00:21:28,494 --> 00:21:29,943 I'll tell you what, 299 00:21:29,978 --> 00:21:31,773 you tell me where their hideout is, Priest, 300 00:21:31,807 --> 00:21:33,119 and I swear on my mother's grave, 301 00:21:33,153 --> 00:21:35,052 I'll let you walk out of here. 302 00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:39,436 - You don't understand, every member of the clergy 303 00:21:39,470 --> 00:21:42,680 has taken an oath of silence concerning the details 304 00:21:42,715 --> 00:21:44,441 of The Order of the Black Habit. 305 00:21:52,725 --> 00:21:54,761 I'll be damned to Hell for all eternity 306 00:21:54,796 --> 00:21:56,867 if I utter a word. 307 00:21:56,901 --> 00:21:57,901 - Hell? 308 00:22:00,215 --> 00:22:02,804 Hear that boys, he's afraid of hell. 309 00:22:05,876 --> 00:22:09,224 You see I'm the one you should be afraid of, Priest. 310 00:22:09,258 --> 00:22:11,295 All the fires of hell are nothing compared 311 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:12,607 to what I got in store for you 312 00:22:12,641 --> 00:22:14,747 if you don't start talking. 313 00:22:14,781 --> 00:22:18,440 - Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. 314 00:22:18,475 --> 00:22:19,786 - Untie him. 315 00:22:19,821 --> 00:22:20,718 - Thy kingdom come. 316 00:22:20,753 --> 00:22:22,996 - It's not Friday is it boys? 317 00:22:23,031 --> 00:22:25,413 - No, boss, it's uh, it's Tuesday. 318 00:22:25,447 --> 00:22:27,725 - Good, then we can have meat for dinner. 319 00:22:28,933 --> 00:22:30,521 - No, Vincent, my son. 320 00:22:30,556 --> 00:22:33,075 For the love all that's holy don't do this. 321 00:22:33,110 --> 00:22:34,387 I'm married you and your wife. 322 00:22:34,422 --> 00:22:35,975 - Yeah, and I hate that bitch. 323 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,737 No, no! 324 00:22:48,781 --> 00:22:51,128 - Now I know why cows are sacred, they taste divine. 325 00:22:52,716 --> 00:22:54,890 - I'm supposed to learn how to fight from you? 326 00:22:54,925 --> 00:22:56,409 You're a pacifist. 327 00:22:56,444 --> 00:22:57,824 - Oh, you are mistaken. 328 00:22:57,859 --> 00:22:59,550 I was never a pacifist. 329 00:22:59,585 --> 00:23:01,241 I mastered fighting without fighting, 330 00:23:01,276 --> 00:23:03,658 the highest level of martial arts you can achieve, 331 00:23:03,692 --> 00:23:06,281 which is why they send all new recruits to me. 332 00:23:06,315 --> 00:23:07,315 - Fair enough. 333 00:23:08,248 --> 00:23:09,698 So what do I get to learn first? 334 00:23:09,733 --> 00:23:12,425 - Oh, the deadliest of all martial arts, nun fu. 335 00:23:15,048 --> 00:23:16,716 - Hey, aren't you suppose to teach me some moves first? 336 00:23:16,740 --> 00:23:19,328 - No, need, these are demon ninjas that were created 337 00:23:19,363 --> 00:23:22,746 to harmonize your body with the fighting spirit within you. 338 00:23:22,780 --> 00:23:25,749 The harder you fight the more knowledgeable you will become. 339 00:23:26,784 --> 00:23:28,027 Now enough talk. 340 00:23:28,855 --> 00:23:29,855 Let's get it on. 341 00:23:51,326 --> 00:23:52,500 - I give up. 342 00:23:52,534 --> 00:23:55,123 They're too much, I can't win. 343 00:23:56,711 --> 00:24:00,335 - Get up, I will have no coward nuns in my dojo. 344 00:24:00,369 --> 00:24:02,371 - Whatever happened to turn the other cheek? 345 00:24:02,406 --> 00:24:05,513 Silly Sister, these are demon ninjas. 346 00:24:05,547 --> 00:24:08,136 Now get up and find your inner warrior nun. 347 00:24:32,022 --> 00:24:34,507 Congratulations, you have reached the highest level 348 00:24:34,542 --> 00:24:37,130 of understanding of unarmed combat. 349 00:24:37,165 --> 00:24:38,925 There is nothing further I can teach you. 350 00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:40,548 Just remember the nun 351 00:24:40,582 --> 00:24:43,343 that hesitates horizontally meditates. 352 00:24:45,725 --> 00:24:47,520 - So Mohamed says to the hooker, 353 00:24:47,555 --> 00:24:49,349 "That's all I get for a buck." 354 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:57,288 - What the hell was that? 355 00:24:57,323 --> 00:24:59,463 - Oh, don't mind him. 356 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:03,018 Gandhi, fantastic instructor, brilliant martial artist, 357 00:25:03,053 --> 00:25:04,503 he's just a little- 358 00:25:04,537 --> 00:25:07,091 - He hit me with a fucking cattle prod! 359 00:25:07,126 --> 00:25:09,024 - Sounds like she got off easy. 360 00:25:09,059 --> 00:25:10,578 - That's right, Lord. 361 00:25:10,612 --> 00:25:14,443 - Well, here's something that'll put a smile on your face. 362 00:25:40,193 --> 00:25:44,059 - I quit, I quit! 363 00:25:57,383 --> 00:25:59,868 - Are you sure this okay, husband? 364 00:25:59,903 --> 00:26:01,836 - Well, you gotta learn to shoot 365 00:26:01,870 --> 00:26:03,734 and he's gotta learn to quit smoking 366 00:26:03,769 --> 00:26:05,909 so it all works out. 367 00:26:09,429 --> 00:26:13,399 - There are some commandments that are not written in stone. 368 00:26:13,433 --> 00:26:16,195 - And what are those, oh mighty Moses? 369 00:26:16,229 --> 00:26:18,991 - Thou shall not fuck with nuns. 370 00:26:34,627 --> 00:26:36,456 - Well, that was fun. 371 00:26:36,491 --> 00:26:38,010 - Yeah. 372 00:26:38,044 --> 00:26:41,185 - Well, it's nearly time, are you ready to go back? 373 00:26:41,220 --> 00:26:42,601 - Oh, I don't feel ready, 374 00:26:43,463 --> 00:26:45,396 and I don't wanna leave you. 375 00:26:45,431 --> 00:26:48,607 Well, I'm sure we'll be seeing 376 00:26:48,641 --> 00:26:50,022 each other at some point. 377 00:26:51,057 --> 00:26:52,093 Good luck down there. 378 00:26:53,025 --> 00:26:54,095 No. 379 00:26:55,475 --> 00:26:56,649 We'll have none of that. 380 00:27:00,653 --> 00:27:02,793 - Sister Lust, how do you like your sausage? 381 00:27:03,829 --> 00:27:08,523 - Hot, thick, and juicy. 382 00:27:09,697 --> 00:27:11,975 - Uh, do you want it in your buns? 383 00:27:13,424 --> 00:27:18,050 I mean on a bun, the singular, not the pubic, the plural. 384 00:27:19,672 --> 00:27:24,159 - Honey, at this point I'll take it any way 385 00:27:28,163 --> 00:27:30,787 and anywhere I can get it. 386 00:27:36,413 --> 00:27:38,104 - How do you get a nun pregnant? 387 00:27:39,416 --> 00:27:40,313 - How? - You dress her up 388 00:27:40,348 --> 00:27:43,765 as an altar boy. 389 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:48,770 Mother Superior, in five, four, three, two. 390 00:27:59,505 --> 00:28:01,956 - Welcome back from paradise, Sister Wrath. 391 00:28:01,990 --> 00:28:04,096 - Sister Wrath? 392 00:28:04,130 --> 00:28:06,236 - Yes, you've been rechristened 393 00:28:06,270 --> 00:28:07,651 now that you're the newest member 394 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:09,929 of The Order of the Black Habit. 395 00:28:09,964 --> 00:28:12,035 - Are you ready to pass judgment 396 00:28:12,069 --> 00:28:15,141 on those who would prey on the weak and the helpless? 397 00:28:15,176 --> 00:28:16,625 - Are you willing to send the scum 398 00:28:16,660 --> 00:28:18,835 of the earth straight to hell? 399 00:28:21,354 --> 00:28:22,354 - Okey-dokey. 400 00:28:26,774 --> 00:28:27,774 - What? 401 00:28:37,888 --> 00:28:39,718 - First let me make some introductions. 402 00:28:39,752 --> 00:28:42,099 I'm the Mother Superior of St. Vrains. 403 00:28:42,134 --> 00:28:43,860 You may just call me Mother. 404 00:28:43,894 --> 00:28:46,794 This is my assistant, Father Sheamus O'Bannon. 405 00:28:46,828 --> 00:28:49,797 He handles logistics, blesses our weapons, 406 00:28:49,831 --> 00:28:51,591 and takes care of all the little things 407 00:28:51,626 --> 00:28:53,490 that help our convent run smoothly. 408 00:28:53,524 --> 00:28:55,941 Also Father Francis Thomas. 409 00:28:55,975 --> 00:28:58,288 He conducts weddings, takes confession, 410 00:28:58,322 --> 00:29:00,186 and also cooks our meals. 411 00:29:00,221 --> 00:29:01,301 And I believe you've already met 412 00:29:01,325 --> 00:29:03,120 some of our other initiates. 413 00:29:03,155 --> 00:29:06,503 Sisters Lust, Pride, and Gluttony. 414 00:29:06,537 --> 00:29:09,126 - These are the freaks that shot me in the alley. 415 00:29:09,161 --> 00:29:10,576 - God's will, bitch. 416 00:29:10,610 --> 00:29:11,819 - Sister Gluttony! 417 00:29:13,337 --> 00:29:15,201 It was predestination. 418 00:29:15,236 --> 00:29:17,756 You had to die in order to be reborn. 419 00:29:18,618 --> 00:29:20,620 It's, it's. 420 00:29:21,656 --> 00:29:22,761 - It's a mystery. 421 00:29:24,141 --> 00:29:25,798 - Yes, quite. 422 00:29:27,075 --> 00:29:28,387 Now for your first mission. 423 00:29:28,421 --> 00:29:30,216 It is traditional for a nun to take care 424 00:29:30,251 --> 00:29:32,494 of the person that killed their predecessor. 425 00:29:32,529 --> 00:29:33,737 - Predecessor? 426 00:29:36,153 --> 00:29:39,018 - This is, was Sister Envy. 427 00:29:40,537 --> 00:29:42,826 She was murdered while trying to take out Ricardo Corbucci, 428 00:29:42,850 --> 00:29:46,025 one of the most feared members of the Rizzo crime family. 429 00:29:47,613 --> 00:29:49,753 For the past 10 years the Rizzo crime family 430 00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:51,168 have committed all manner of crimes 431 00:29:51,203 --> 00:29:53,205 against the people of this city. 432 00:29:53,239 --> 00:29:55,207 Their primary business is in prostitution 433 00:29:55,241 --> 00:29:57,209 and as a result they have a huge presence 434 00:29:57,243 --> 00:30:00,488 in human trafficking, narcotics, and bribery, 435 00:30:00,522 --> 00:30:01,730 and they're not afraid 436 00:30:01,765 --> 00:30:03,422 to kill any one that gets in their way. 437 00:30:03,456 --> 00:30:06,287 - Corbucci and his men take their orders 438 00:30:06,321 --> 00:30:10,291 from Louise Rizzo, aka Momma Rizzo, 439 00:30:10,325 --> 00:30:13,466 arguably the fiercest mobster on the East Coast. 440 00:30:14,882 --> 00:30:18,023 She's also, we believe responsible for the death 441 00:30:18,057 --> 00:30:20,611 of Father Jacob Michaels this week. 442 00:30:22,786 --> 00:30:24,443 - One morning we awoke to what appeared 443 00:30:24,477 --> 00:30:26,100 to be a fresh shipment of hamburger 444 00:30:26,134 --> 00:30:28,585 on the front door of our church. 445 00:30:28,619 --> 00:30:30,449 Good thing we discovered his church ID 446 00:30:30,483 --> 00:30:33,383 while making meatballs out of him for the homeless shelter. 447 00:30:37,801 --> 00:30:39,976 Now go forth, Sister Wrath, 448 00:30:40,010 --> 00:30:41,701 load your guns with bullets 449 00:30:41,736 --> 00:30:43,945 and fill your heart with the love of the Lord. 450 00:31:05,346 --> 00:31:07,762 - Detective Vargas, we found these near the body. 451 00:31:10,109 --> 00:31:14,010 - Saint Christopher's medal, used to wear these as kids. 452 00:31:15,425 --> 00:31:16,736 Not a Catholic, huh? 453 00:31:16,771 --> 00:31:18,221 - No, sir, Baptist. 454 00:31:18,255 --> 00:31:21,224 - Saint Christopher carried the baby Jesus across the river, 455 00:31:21,258 --> 00:31:23,709 that's what Christopher means, Christ bearer. 456 00:31:23,743 --> 00:31:26,919 He's supposed to look over you, you know protect you. 457 00:31:26,954 --> 00:31:28,345 - Well, he didn't do such a good job 458 00:31:28,369 --> 00:31:29,646 with these stiffs, did he? 459 00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:32,891 - Unless he was protecting someone else. 460 00:31:34,064 --> 00:31:35,376 Have it checked for prints. 461 00:31:35,410 --> 00:31:36,998 Right away, Detective Vargas. 462 00:31:38,966 --> 00:31:40,564 - I've been trying to catch you and your buddies 463 00:31:40,588 --> 00:31:42,590 for over a year now, fuck face. 464 00:31:44,143 --> 00:31:46,870 I guess somebody up there likes me after all. 465 00:32:20,283 --> 00:32:23,320 - Sugar, you better know what you're doing in there. 466 00:32:23,355 --> 00:32:26,910 This isn't Sunday school, this is the real world. 467 00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:28,394 - I'll be fine. 468 00:32:28,429 --> 00:32:30,258 - I don't know, you look like a little girl 469 00:32:30,293 --> 00:32:31,673 from where I'm standing. 470 00:32:31,708 --> 00:32:33,168 You look like you might actually start 471 00:32:33,192 --> 00:32:35,022 to cry if there's trouble. 472 00:32:35,056 --> 00:32:36,056 - Fuck off! 473 00:32:37,438 --> 00:32:39,923 - Remember, you're not a cat, 474 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:41,787 as a nun you only have two lives 475 00:32:41,821 --> 00:32:44,065 if you get blown away tonight then it's goodnight Irene. 476 00:32:44,100 --> 00:32:45,860 - Why are fucking riding me, bitch? 477 00:32:45,894 --> 00:32:47,665 - Because the first night I saw you in that alley 478 00:32:47,689 --> 00:32:49,208 I knew you weren't worthy 479 00:32:49,243 --> 00:32:51,107 of being a member of The Black Habit. 480 00:32:51,141 --> 00:32:52,487 You're just a pussy nun. 481 00:32:59,149 --> 00:33:00,185 - Sister Gluttony, 482 00:33:01,393 --> 00:33:02,913 I'm gonna be the habit that breaks you. 483 00:33:08,779 --> 00:33:10,747 - Prepare to receive good news, jive turkey! 484 00:33:18,858 --> 00:33:20,481 You got serious moxie, kid. 485 00:33:22,172 --> 00:33:23,725 Welcome to the club. 486 00:33:32,389 --> 00:33:35,289 - So I woke up for two days, my ma saw the coke, 487 00:33:35,323 --> 00:33:36,704 she snorts it. 488 00:33:36,738 --> 00:33:37,532 Ma, what you doing? 489 00:33:37,567 --> 00:33:38,567 Boom. 490 00:33:39,983 --> 00:33:41,305 - I've been living there all my life. 491 00:33:41,329 --> 00:33:42,572 You want a piece of chicken? 492 00:33:42,606 --> 00:33:43,825 Yeah, all right, I'll take one. 493 00:33:43,849 --> 00:33:45,816 - Hey, it's good Italian chicken I'll tell ya. 494 00:33:45,851 --> 00:33:47,301 - You want a meatball? 495 00:33:47,335 --> 00:33:48,233 - Yeah, I want a meatball. - You want a meatball, 496 00:33:48,267 --> 00:33:50,787 here take your fuckin' meatball. 497 00:33:50,821 --> 00:33:53,928 - Mr. Corbucci, what a pleasure to see you this evening. 498 00:33:53,962 --> 00:33:55,343 Your usual table I'm sure. 499 00:33:55,378 --> 00:33:56,862 - That'll be just fine, Mario. 500 00:33:56,896 --> 00:33:58,070 Thank you. 501 00:34:00,900 --> 00:34:03,627 I see everybody's enjoying their dinner tonight. 502 00:34:03,662 --> 00:34:04,663 That's good, that's good. 503 00:34:05,733 --> 00:34:07,252 We'll eat up, huh. 504 00:34:09,185 --> 00:34:11,566 Gather your strength 'cause tomorrow, 505 00:34:13,465 --> 00:34:15,018 tomorrow we go penguin hunting. 506 00:34:16,537 --> 00:34:17,537 Yeah, you heard me. 507 00:34:18,849 --> 00:34:21,093 I want a city wide search of all the churches, 508 00:34:21,128 --> 00:34:23,371 and I wanna find out who's harboring these murderers, 509 00:34:23,406 --> 00:34:24,683 and when you find 'em, 510 00:34:24,717 --> 00:34:26,202 I want them deader than Judas. 511 00:34:31,655 --> 00:34:34,865 - Oh, Madon' I hope my mother doesn't find out about this. 512 00:34:34,900 --> 00:34:38,076 - I want those fuckin' nuns dead, dead, dead, dead! 513 00:34:39,249 --> 00:34:41,424 Small potatoes, boss. 514 00:34:41,458 --> 00:34:43,495 - What are you taking about small potatoes? 515 00:34:43,529 --> 00:34:46,222 Those nuns killed some of our best men. 516 00:34:46,256 --> 00:34:48,810 - No, boss, small potatoes, I love 'em. 517 00:34:52,918 --> 00:34:55,196 - Hey, sweet cheeks, got someone to keep me 518 00:34:55,231 --> 00:34:57,647 and my friend warm for the ride home? 519 00:34:58,717 --> 00:35:00,305 - Sure thing, greaseball. 520 00:35:02,272 --> 00:35:04,102 - What the fuck was that? 521 00:35:06,552 --> 00:35:09,728 - Everyone sit down and shut the fuck up! 522 00:35:09,762 --> 00:35:14,146 Okay, everyone, this is what us nuns commonly refer 523 00:35:14,181 --> 00:35:17,149 to as a come to Jesus meeting. 524 00:35:17,184 --> 00:35:20,325 In other words we are gonna find out who's been naughty 525 00:35:21,498 --> 00:35:22,706 and who's been nice. 526 00:35:24,225 --> 00:35:26,883 Bruno Cozzi, the church finds you guilty 527 00:35:26,917 --> 00:35:30,231 of the sins of extortion, murder, and drug trafficking. 528 00:35:31,301 --> 00:35:32,923 How do you plead? 529 00:35:32,958 --> 00:35:35,202 - Uh, uh, uh, I'm innocent. 530 00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:38,239 I was framed. 531 00:35:38,274 --> 00:35:39,274 - Wrong answer. 532 00:35:43,244 --> 00:35:44,556 What's going in there? 533 00:35:44,590 --> 00:35:46,120 - There's a really pissed off nun in there 534 00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:47,800 inflicting a righteous judgment. 535 00:35:49,008 --> 00:35:51,804 - Lucio Bavo, the church finds you guilty 536 00:35:51,839 --> 00:35:54,117 of the sins of murder, racketeering, 537 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:57,569 and child pornography, you sick fuck. 538 00:35:57,603 --> 00:35:59,295 How do you plead? 539 00:35:59,329 --> 00:36:01,780 - I demand the right to speak to an attorney. 540 00:36:01,814 --> 00:36:03,195 Sure thing. 541 00:36:03,230 --> 00:36:04,921 You'll find plenty of 'em in hell. 542 00:36:04,955 --> 00:36:05,955 - Lucio! 543 00:36:07,958 --> 00:36:10,202 - I told him to stay away from the child porn. 544 00:36:10,237 --> 00:36:11,352 - Okay, here's the fuckin' plan. 545 00:36:11,376 --> 00:36:12,825 - Guilty! - Vincent, Paulie, 546 00:36:12,860 --> 00:36:14,562 you guys go to the rear and call for backup. 547 00:36:14,586 --> 00:36:15,380 - Guilty. - What, 548 00:36:15,414 --> 00:36:16,622 what should I do, boss? 549 00:36:16,657 --> 00:36:17,910 - You're gonna kill that fuckin' nun. 550 00:36:17,934 --> 00:36:19,004 - Okay. 551 00:36:19,038 --> 00:36:20,281 What? 552 00:36:20,316 --> 00:36:22,180 - Now I know you might all think 553 00:36:22,214 --> 00:36:24,734 that I have a bit of temper problem 554 00:36:24,768 --> 00:36:27,288 but there's just something about mobsters 555 00:36:27,323 --> 00:36:30,602 that really cheeses me off. 556 00:36:32,259 --> 00:36:34,468 - They don't call me Lucky for nothing. 557 00:36:35,986 --> 00:36:37,999 - You're so unlucky that you could fall into a barrel 558 00:36:38,023 --> 00:36:40,370 of tits and come out sucking your thumb. 559 00:36:40,405 --> 00:36:42,027 Oh, no. 560 00:36:42,061 --> 00:36:43,062 My hand. 561 00:36:43,097 --> 00:36:44,097 - She'll be fine. 562 00:36:49,034 --> 00:36:50,242 - If any of you could tell me 563 00:36:50,277 --> 00:36:52,589 where I could find Richie Corbucci, 564 00:36:53,556 --> 00:36:55,420 I just might let you go back 565 00:36:55,454 --> 00:36:58,526 to finishing your overpriced chicken cacciatore. 566 00:36:58,561 --> 00:36:59,561 - Hey, penguin. 567 00:37:04,429 --> 00:37:08,087 Hey, hey, hey, hey, calm down, huh, no hard feelings. 568 00:37:08,122 --> 00:37:11,539 I'll tell you what, I swear on my grandmother's eyes, 569 00:37:11,574 --> 00:37:13,161 you put that gun down 570 00:37:13,196 --> 00:37:15,681 I'll let you walk out of here alive. 571 00:37:15,716 --> 00:37:17,925 - Well, I bet she won't see this coming. 572 00:37:29,764 --> 00:37:31,973 - Oh, thank god, I'm alive. 573 00:37:32,836 --> 00:37:34,390 Holy shit! 574 00:37:34,424 --> 00:37:35,424 - Get in. 575 00:37:44,227 --> 00:37:45,435 Are you hurt, are you okay? 576 00:37:45,470 --> 00:37:47,161 - No, I'm fine, hardly a scratch. 577 00:37:47,195 --> 00:37:48,369 - And? 578 00:37:48,404 --> 00:37:50,992 - Dead, they're all dead, Corbucci included. 579 00:37:51,027 --> 00:37:53,201 - Well, well, I think this calls for a celebration. 580 00:37:55,963 --> 00:37:57,723 - Ooh, oh, baby. 581 00:37:57,758 --> 00:37:59,242 - Ooh. 582 00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:00,623 - That was nice. 583 00:38:02,556 --> 00:38:04,316 Now who wants some? 584 00:38:10,011 --> 00:38:10,943 - I'm gonna feel it in the morning 585 00:38:10,978 --> 00:38:12,600 but it's always worth it. 586 00:38:13,912 --> 00:38:16,224 - What the bubbly or the bottle? 587 00:38:16,259 --> 00:38:19,814 Well, both if you're doing it right. 588 00:38:23,715 --> 00:38:25,406 - Well, you can't have it. 589 00:38:25,441 --> 00:38:29,134 It's my party so I get the bottle if I want it. 590 00:38:31,585 --> 00:38:33,276 - Then you can have it. 591 00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:34,967 - What, I'm willing to share. 592 00:38:35,002 --> 00:38:36,002 - Ooh. 593 00:38:40,214 --> 00:38:43,113 - Father Thomas, are you peeping? 594 00:38:43,148 --> 00:38:48,118 - Uh, no, no, um, uh, I was just uh, polishing the knob. 595 00:38:50,431 --> 00:38:53,986 The, the doorknob 'cause it, it was, it was dusty. 596 00:38:54,021 --> 00:38:57,611 - Well, Father, anytime you wanna taste the forbidden fruit 597 00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,858 you know which door to knock on. 598 00:39:07,034 --> 00:39:08,932 - Oh, dear Lord help me. 599 00:39:11,935 --> 00:39:13,050 Let's get three of 'em down there 600 00:39:13,074 --> 00:39:14,559 and get all those people- 601 00:39:14,593 --> 00:39:16,260 - Captain, we got one more possible witness here. 602 00:39:16,284 --> 00:39:17,458 - Here? - Yeah. 603 00:39:17,493 --> 00:39:18,459 - Okay. - Those people stay in back. 604 00:39:18,494 --> 00:39:19,702 Make sure you get a name. 605 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,775 - Someone wasn't very happy with their bill. 606 00:39:25,259 --> 00:39:27,237 - We got 10 stiffs in total all from the Rizzo family. 607 00:39:27,261 --> 00:39:29,090 Two of 'em are gonna be a bitch to identify. 608 00:39:29,125 --> 00:39:30,678 - Why is that, Sam? 609 00:39:30,713 --> 00:39:32,024 - Well, how do use dental records 610 00:39:32,059 --> 00:39:33,509 when their heads are blown off? 611 00:39:33,543 --> 00:39:36,063 - I told you this case was gonna be like pulling teeth. 612 00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:42,172 - We found him hiding in the upright freezer 613 00:39:42,207 --> 00:39:43,346 near the rib roast. 614 00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:45,417 He says, "His name name is Mario Dematto." 615 00:39:46,901 --> 00:39:48,765 - Hey, Mario, be a pal will you, 616 00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:50,111 tell us who did this, 617 00:39:50,146 --> 00:39:51,009 otherwise I'm gonna have to stick 618 00:39:51,043 --> 00:39:52,459 you back in the freezer, okay. 619 00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:56,773 Come on, you can do it. 620 00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:00,984 Come on, let it out. 621 00:40:02,192 --> 00:40:04,540 Come on, we get paid by the hour now, come on. 622 00:40:07,853 --> 00:40:10,546 That's it, sweetheart, come on, let it out. 623 00:40:10,580 --> 00:40:11,580 - Nun! 624 00:40:19,796 --> 00:40:20,980 - What's the good word, Vargas? 625 00:40:21,004 --> 00:40:22,223 - Well, it looks like what we have here 626 00:40:22,247 --> 00:40:24,560 is a psychopathic vigilante nun 627 00:40:24,594 --> 00:40:28,598 armed with a 12 gauge shotgun on savage murder spree. 628 00:40:28,633 --> 00:40:30,542 - You know that's just the kind of story the press 629 00:40:30,566 --> 00:40:32,637 is gonna love to blow out of proportion. 630 00:40:33,603 --> 00:40:35,087 - What? 631 00:40:35,122 --> 00:40:36,572 What? 632 00:40:36,606 --> 00:40:39,506 You just let another nun stroll into one of our businesses 633 00:40:39,540 --> 00:40:41,404 and whack half my best men. 634 00:40:42,681 --> 00:40:45,512 - Got a arm full of balls here, kid. 635 00:40:45,546 --> 00:40:48,238 - What have you gone all faggoty on me, Richie, is that it? 636 00:40:48,273 --> 00:40:49,516 - Hold still, Richie. 637 00:40:52,519 --> 00:40:54,797 - No, Momma, it's not like that. 638 00:40:54,831 --> 00:40:57,455 It's just that, you know. 639 00:40:57,489 --> 00:40:58,939 - What do I know? 640 00:40:58,973 --> 00:41:02,011 The only thing I know is I gotta replace all these stiffs, 641 00:41:02,045 --> 00:41:04,600 and if you don't start showing me some results 642 00:41:04,634 --> 00:41:07,844 fuckin' pronto, you'll get replaced to. 643 00:41:07,879 --> 00:41:10,295 Now what's the goddamn problem, Richie? 644 00:41:10,329 --> 00:41:12,677 - The problem is, is that they're nuns. 645 00:41:13,850 --> 00:41:17,544 Every time they show up my boys they freeze. 646 00:41:17,578 --> 00:41:19,131 They think that if they kill nun 647 00:41:19,166 --> 00:41:21,030 they'll go straight to hell. 648 00:41:21,064 --> 00:41:22,064 - Come on. 649 00:41:22,825 --> 00:41:23,860 - Or worse. 650 00:41:23,895 --> 00:41:25,931 - Are you fuckin' kidding me? 651 00:41:30,142 --> 00:41:32,248 You kill who I order you to kill. 652 00:41:33,629 --> 00:41:36,839 I don't give a shit if they're nuns, Mother Teresa 653 00:41:36,873 --> 00:41:39,945 or Pope John Paul I for fuck sake. 654 00:41:39,980 --> 00:41:42,534 - Momma, Pope John Paul I is already dead. 655 00:41:43,604 --> 00:41:46,089 - Shut up, I know that. 656 00:41:46,124 --> 00:41:47,677 Don't you think I know that? 657 00:41:47,712 --> 00:41:49,610 I was speaking metaphorically. 658 00:41:49,645 --> 00:41:52,993 Just look at what they did to my poor boy. 659 00:41:53,027 --> 00:41:55,513 Now I'm gonna have to go back to wiping his fanny again 660 00:41:55,547 --> 00:41:56,893 like when he was six. 661 00:41:56,928 --> 00:42:00,966 - Momma, jeez, not in front of the guys. 662 00:42:02,278 --> 00:42:04,211 - Momma, I don't mean any disrespect 663 00:42:05,695 --> 00:42:07,076 but why you hate nuns so much? 664 00:42:10,044 --> 00:42:15,015 - Well, years ago before I became the most feared mom boss 665 00:42:15,049 --> 00:42:20,020 in all of New England, I, I wanted to be a nun. 666 00:42:22,436 --> 00:42:24,369 Shut up shit stain, 667 00:42:24,403 --> 00:42:26,716 I'm tellin' an emotional story over here. 668 00:42:28,028 --> 00:42:29,512 - I'm sorry, Momma. 669 00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:32,515 - Well, those twittering little twats down at the convent 670 00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:35,380 they said, "I was too uncouth for the sisterhood." 671 00:42:35,414 --> 00:42:38,279 You believe that happy horse shit? 672 00:42:38,314 --> 00:42:39,936 - I'm overwhelmed with incredulity. 673 00:42:39,971 --> 00:42:43,561 - Me too, uncouth my balls. 674 00:42:43,595 --> 00:42:47,116 Well, when they wouldn't let me pledge myself to God, 675 00:42:47,150 --> 00:42:49,532 I sold my soul to the Devil 676 00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:53,881 for wealth, and power, and beauty. 677 00:42:53,916 --> 00:42:58,645 And now to honor Satan I help him by damming those souls. 678 00:42:58,679 --> 00:43:00,543 I provide people with vices 679 00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:05,513 like drugs, and alcohol and gambling, and whores. 680 00:43:06,376 --> 00:43:09,310 - Momma, you feeling all right? 681 00:43:13,142 --> 00:43:15,385 - You think I'm crazy don't you? 682 00:43:15,420 --> 00:43:17,595 Well, I'll show you who's crazy. 683 00:43:17,629 --> 00:43:20,701 I have a solution to our little problem. 684 00:43:20,736 --> 00:43:24,809 A killer who doesn't fear anyone not even the clergy. 685 00:43:38,650 --> 00:43:39,962 - Oh, the jew-manity. 686 00:43:47,935 --> 00:43:49,178 - Viper, you got a call. 687 00:43:57,220 --> 00:43:59,015 - This better be good. 688 00:44:01,155 --> 00:44:03,882 All right, I'll be there in a half hour. 689 00:44:06,091 --> 00:44:07,886 - Jeez, Viper, Lou's dead. 690 00:44:07,921 --> 00:44:10,648 - He was dead the minute he stepped in the ring with me. 691 00:44:16,274 --> 00:44:19,657 - Momma, I don't mean any disrespect 692 00:44:20,692 --> 00:44:22,176 but I don't feel too comfortable 693 00:44:22,211 --> 00:44:25,076 about bringing an outsider down here to do our job. 694 00:44:25,110 --> 00:44:26,802 I mean I got a reputation to uphold 695 00:44:26,836 --> 00:44:28,562 and the boys they look up at me. 696 00:44:29,425 --> 00:44:31,013 - Lucky, get the door. 697 00:44:32,359 --> 00:44:36,225 - Ma, come on, look at me. 698 00:45:00,767 --> 00:45:01,768 Who the hell are you? 699 00:45:03,252 --> 00:45:06,600 Listen, the Silverbird bar mitzvah two doors over. 700 00:45:06,634 --> 00:45:09,707 So uh, why don't you take it on the heels, okay? 701 00:45:11,881 --> 00:45:14,850 Look, jew boy, why don't you take that hook nose of yours 702 00:45:14,884 --> 00:45:15,884 and get the hell. 703 00:45:27,759 --> 00:45:31,556 - Well, I haven't seen you since Christ was a cowboy. 704 00:45:31,590 --> 00:45:33,558 Richie, let me introduce you 705 00:45:33,592 --> 00:45:36,768 to Viper Goldstein, the murderist mohel. 706 00:45:38,183 --> 00:45:41,083 He once wiped out a whole gang in an afternoon 707 00:45:41,117 --> 00:45:44,672 and still made it home on time for an evening bris. 708 00:45:44,707 --> 00:45:47,399 Viper, say hello to the boys. 709 00:45:48,228 --> 00:45:50,230 - Shalom, scumbags. 710 00:45:52,508 --> 00:45:55,062 - So Viper, do you think you can help rid us 711 00:45:55,097 --> 00:45:56,684 of our little problem? 712 00:45:56,719 --> 00:46:00,619 - Sure, and this week I'm running a special, 713 00:46:00,654 --> 00:46:05,590 5,000 for priest, 10,000 for bishops, and 1,000 for nuns. 714 00:46:07,385 --> 00:46:08,593 - Why so cheap for nuns? 715 00:46:09,767 --> 00:46:11,803 - I like killing nuns. 716 00:46:11,838 --> 00:46:14,288 - Ma, you can't just let some Hebrew hard-on 717 00:46:14,323 --> 00:46:17,326 walk in here and take over our operation. 718 00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:18,948 - And why not? 719 00:46:18,983 --> 00:46:21,813 - Because his people killed Christ. 720 00:46:31,616 --> 00:46:34,964 - Well, do you have anything you'd like to add to this? 721 00:46:34,999 --> 00:46:38,554 - His fighting style's uh unorthodox. 722 00:46:57,953 --> 00:46:59,920 - Now I lay me down to sleep, 723 00:46:59,955 --> 00:47:02,302 I pray the Lord my soul to keep, 724 00:47:02,336 --> 00:47:06,478 if I die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take. 725 00:47:06,513 --> 00:47:10,482 God bless Mother Superior, Father O'Bannon, the Sisters, 726 00:47:10,517 --> 00:47:13,382 Smith, Wesson, President Jimmy Carter, 727 00:47:13,416 --> 00:47:15,280 whoever invented beer. 728 00:47:21,700 --> 00:47:23,254 - Are you asleep, Sister Wrath? 729 00:47:25,877 --> 00:47:26,877 - No. 730 00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:28,949 You can call me Kelly. 731 00:47:30,468 --> 00:47:31,745 - You can call me Jenna. 732 00:47:33,402 --> 00:47:35,818 Kelly, can I ask you a question? 733 00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:36,853 - Sure. 734 00:47:37,924 --> 00:47:39,615 - Why did you join the sisterhood? 735 00:47:40,823 --> 00:47:42,618 - Well, I'm an orphan. 736 00:47:47,105 --> 00:47:48,105 - Sorry. 737 00:47:49,142 --> 00:47:50,695 What happened to your parents? 738 00:47:58,358 --> 00:47:59,531 - My dad was a cop working 739 00:47:59,566 --> 00:48:02,603 on a case involving the Falsto crime family. 740 00:48:02,638 --> 00:48:04,951 - I think I've heard of them. 741 00:48:04,985 --> 00:48:07,125 Didn't they- - When I was 12 742 00:48:08,333 --> 00:48:09,552 I woke up to the sound of gunshots 743 00:48:09,576 --> 00:48:10,957 coming from the living room. 744 00:48:12,199 --> 00:48:13,511 I just thought it was the TV, 745 00:48:13,545 --> 00:48:17,687 so I ran down there, and I saw my parents 746 00:48:17,722 --> 00:48:20,794 being shot to death by a mafia hitman. 747 00:48:20,828 --> 00:48:22,209 - What did you do? 748 00:48:22,244 --> 00:48:24,073 - What could I do? 749 00:48:24,108 --> 00:48:25,661 I hid as fast as I could. 750 00:48:26,869 --> 00:48:31,839 Took everything I had not to scream or cry, 751 00:48:34,325 --> 00:48:38,950 but I saw them, I saw them die. 752 00:48:40,365 --> 00:48:42,298 - Kelly, I'm sorry. 753 00:48:44,231 --> 00:48:46,199 - After that I was sent to an orphanage. 754 00:48:47,545 --> 00:48:48,556 It was seeing the Sisters there 755 00:48:48,580 --> 00:48:50,134 that made me wanna become a nun. 756 00:48:51,721 --> 00:48:55,829 When I made my vows to God I made another vow 757 00:48:55,863 --> 00:48:57,279 and this one to myself. 758 00:48:58,797 --> 00:49:02,146 I vowed to exterminate every single member 759 00:49:02,180 --> 00:49:03,595 of the Falsto crime family 760 00:49:03,630 --> 00:49:06,460 for what they did to my family. 761 00:49:06,495 --> 00:49:08,428 - Oh, my god that was you. 762 00:49:09,705 --> 00:49:12,052 - Yeah, that was me. 763 00:49:15,883 --> 00:49:17,264 So why'd you become a nun? 764 00:49:17,299 --> 00:49:21,855 - Well, my story's not as colorful as yours. 765 00:49:21,889 --> 00:49:23,581 My parents sent me to a convent. 766 00:49:24,444 --> 00:49:25,410 - Why? 767 00:49:25,445 --> 00:49:27,930 - Well, I was different. 768 00:49:28,896 --> 00:49:29,863 - Different? 769 00:49:29,897 --> 00:49:30,968 Different like how? 770 00:49:31,002 --> 00:49:33,280 I like girls. 771 00:49:33,315 --> 00:49:34,315 - Well, who doesn't? 772 00:49:36,939 --> 00:49:38,044 - I like girls a lot. 773 00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:42,048 Oh. 774 00:49:45,534 --> 00:49:46,569 There's room for two. 775 00:50:10,041 --> 00:50:11,215 What? 776 00:50:11,249 --> 00:50:13,286 - Do you really wanna have sex this way? 777 00:50:14,735 --> 00:50:16,655 - I thought that's how you were suppose to do it. 778 00:50:17,842 --> 00:50:20,120 - Let me show you how we have sex in the convent. 779 00:50:21,156 --> 00:50:22,156 Eat me! 780 00:50:23,572 --> 00:50:24,918 Lick me up like a dog! 781 00:50:31,028 --> 00:50:34,859 - Dear Lord, it's your humble servant Sister Lust. 782 00:50:34,893 --> 00:50:37,344 Now I don't ask for much from you Lord, 783 00:50:37,379 --> 00:50:40,934 but can you please send me some cock pronto. 784 00:50:40,968 --> 00:50:44,834 White cock, brown cock, yellow cock, it doesn't matter. 785 00:50:44,869 --> 00:50:48,079 Five inches, six inches, 786 00:50:48,114 --> 00:50:51,738 I don't need some John Holmes motherfucker to be happy. 787 00:50:51,772 --> 00:50:55,190 Now every day I risk my ass for you Lord, 788 00:50:55,224 --> 00:50:57,778 at least you could so is give me something to put in it. 789 00:51:27,670 --> 00:51:29,776 - It's not easy being the boss. 790 00:51:32,641 --> 00:51:34,470 - Tell me about it. 791 00:51:34,505 --> 00:51:35,505 Hey there, Momma. 792 00:51:36,334 --> 00:51:38,923 Sounding a little tense. 793 00:51:38,957 --> 00:51:39,957 - Oh, it's you. 794 00:51:40,856 --> 00:51:42,789 You had me worried. 795 00:51:42,823 --> 00:51:45,378 - Oh, there's nothing to be worried about darling. 796 00:51:45,412 --> 00:51:48,312 Listen, why don't you let me rub 797 00:51:48,346 --> 00:51:50,590 some of that tension out of you, huh? 798 00:51:54,663 --> 00:51:55,663 - Oh, that's good. 799 00:51:57,528 --> 00:52:00,151 It's those fucking nuns again. 800 00:52:00,186 --> 00:52:03,016 You know the story. 801 00:52:03,050 --> 00:52:05,984 But I got someone to help out. 802 00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:10,127 You're gonna like him, nice Jewish boy. 803 00:52:12,059 --> 00:52:14,579 - Oh, that'd be Viper Goldstein, yeah. 804 00:52:15,615 --> 00:52:17,030 He's good in a pinch. 805 00:52:18,238 --> 00:52:22,518 His organization hasn't changed with the times. 806 00:52:22,553 --> 00:52:25,797 Nuns nowadays use automatic weapons. 807 00:52:25,832 --> 00:52:30,216 They'd grind him up into Hebrew National Sausage tout suite, 808 00:52:30,250 --> 00:52:32,908 unless you catch 'em when they least expect it. 809 00:52:34,116 --> 00:52:37,050 Send him to Barnun tonight, 810 00:52:37,084 --> 00:52:39,156 you'll get the results you're looking for. 811 00:52:40,467 --> 00:52:42,918 - But how will we know they'll be there, 812 00:52:44,091 --> 00:52:47,302 Lord of the Flies, my Prince of Darkness? 813 00:52:47,336 --> 00:52:51,064 No need for formals, baby, 814 00:52:52,099 --> 00:52:54,792 we go way back you and I. 815 00:52:54,826 --> 00:52:59,762 Call me Samael or Sammy, it's easier on the tongue. 816 00:53:04,250 --> 00:53:09,220 - Okay, Sammy, but how will we make this happen? 817 00:53:10,773 --> 00:53:15,640 Don't worry your pretty little head about that. 818 00:53:16,883 --> 00:53:19,989 I've got a contact on the inside, 819 00:53:20,024 --> 00:53:24,546 everything's gonna be perfect, just perfect. 820 00:53:26,064 --> 00:53:27,618 - Someone on the inside. 821 00:53:28,826 --> 00:53:30,207 What is it you're not telling me? 822 00:53:31,622 --> 00:53:33,037 - Don't you worry about that. 823 00:53:41,597 --> 00:53:43,461 Have I ever led you astray? 824 00:53:48,052 --> 00:53:53,057 What a man, what a man. 825 00:53:57,613 --> 00:54:00,720 - Mother Superior is on retreat for a couple days, 826 00:54:02,031 --> 00:54:04,689 so she has asked me to do the briefing 827 00:54:04,724 --> 00:54:05,897 for your next mission. 828 00:54:05,932 --> 00:54:09,038 - Father O'Bannon, no disrespect, 829 00:54:10,419 --> 00:54:13,146 but we only take our orders from Mother Superior. 830 00:54:13,180 --> 00:54:14,941 This is totally against protocol. 831 00:54:14,975 --> 00:54:17,012 - These orders come down directly 832 00:54:17,046 --> 00:54:19,256 from the Vatican, Sister Gluttony, 833 00:54:19,290 --> 00:54:22,673 so if you don't mind we'll continue. 834 00:54:22,707 --> 00:54:24,778 It's come to church's attention 835 00:54:24,813 --> 00:54:27,125 that a group of rogue nuns 836 00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:31,198 has established a terrorist stronghold at this night club. 837 00:54:33,994 --> 00:54:36,342 It's the Vatican's belief that they're looking 838 00:54:36,376 --> 00:54:39,828 to overthrow Holy Mother Church, 839 00:54:39,862 --> 00:54:44,073 and begin a new order based on pre-Vatican II doctrine. 840 00:54:44,108 --> 00:54:47,145 We cannot allow this to happen. 841 00:54:48,871 --> 00:54:50,148 You're to go there tonight, 842 00:54:50,183 --> 00:54:53,117 gather as much information as you can, 843 00:54:53,151 --> 00:54:55,153 return for a debriefing, 844 00:54:55,188 --> 00:54:57,466 so the intelligence can be relayed to Rome 845 00:54:57,501 --> 00:54:58,501 as soon as possible. 846 00:54:59,779 --> 00:55:02,609 - Well, do we have a contact at the club? 847 00:55:02,644 --> 00:55:04,128 Are we looking for any one specific? 848 00:55:04,162 --> 00:55:05,485 I mean if they're actually terrorist- 849 00:55:05,509 --> 00:55:07,821 - No questions, Sister Wrath. 850 00:55:08,857 --> 00:55:10,410 Much like the Bible itself 851 00:55:11,618 --> 00:55:13,620 some things must be taken on faith. 852 00:55:15,104 --> 00:55:17,624 - Taking orders from a man I feel so dirty. 853 00:55:18,660 --> 00:55:20,109 - Well, whatever's going on 854 00:55:20,144 --> 00:55:23,112 let's keep an eye out for each other tonight. 855 00:55:47,999 --> 00:55:49,138 - Password, bitches. 856 00:55:57,595 --> 00:56:00,253 Ah, that's enough of that shit, welcome to Barnun. 857 00:56:01,772 --> 00:56:04,602 - Give me back my rosary beads you whore. 858 00:56:04,637 --> 00:56:06,017 - Come and get 'em, Sister. 859 00:56:06,052 --> 00:56:08,434 It's not my first time at the rodeo. 860 00:56:21,654 --> 00:56:23,759 - Whoo hoo, slug her. 861 00:56:23,794 --> 00:56:24,794 Hit that bitch. 862 00:56:40,707 --> 00:56:43,572 - You weren't expected back until late. 863 00:56:44,953 --> 00:56:46,264 - What is the meaning of this? 864 00:56:46,299 --> 00:56:49,475 - Oh, it's a mystery. 865 00:56:51,097 --> 00:56:52,961 - Homicide, Vargas. 866 00:56:52,995 --> 00:56:55,101 Hey, how are you? 867 00:56:55,135 --> 00:56:57,344 I told you not to call me here. 868 00:56:57,379 --> 00:56:58,207 Yeah, it's okay. 869 00:56:58,242 --> 00:56:59,416 How are ya? 870 00:56:59,450 --> 00:57:00,900 Yeah, yeah, I'd like to get together, 871 00:57:00,934 --> 00:57:03,109 do that, that thing on top of the washer machine. 872 00:57:03,143 --> 00:57:04,351 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 873 00:57:04,386 --> 00:57:05,974 Wear that outfit I got ya, okay? 874 00:57:06,008 --> 00:57:07,147 Yeah, all right. 875 00:57:07,182 --> 00:57:08,666 Yeah, yeah, hold on a minute. 876 00:57:08,701 --> 00:57:09,874 Larry. - Yeah. 877 00:57:09,909 --> 00:57:10,910 - Your wife on three. 878 00:57:15,362 --> 00:57:17,641 Sweet mother of pearl, 879 00:57:18,883 --> 00:57:19,781 this coffee taste like it was brewed 880 00:57:19,815 --> 00:57:21,541 in my grandmother's enema bag. 881 00:57:21,576 --> 00:57:24,026 - I've had your grandmother's enema bag blend, 882 00:57:24,061 --> 00:57:25,061 it's smoother. 883 00:57:27,098 --> 00:57:28,479 What do you got for me? 884 00:57:28,514 --> 00:57:30,136 - We got a positive fingerprint ID 885 00:57:30,170 --> 00:57:32,483 on the Saint Christopher medal, Detective Vargas. 886 00:57:32,518 --> 00:57:34,934 Her name is Sister Kelly Johnson, 887 00:57:34,968 --> 00:57:37,592 22-years-old, clean record. 888 00:57:37,626 --> 00:57:39,594 - What are the chances that she's the killer? 889 00:57:39,628 --> 00:57:41,078 - None. 890 00:57:42,976 --> 00:57:45,220 - Damn, you have a problem. 891 00:57:46,704 --> 00:57:49,949 - The only problem I have is that I'm out of lime wedges. 892 00:57:52,434 --> 00:57:54,609 - All right, girls, let's get down to business. 893 00:57:56,058 --> 00:57:58,475 Sister Gluttony, Sister Lust, you two sweep the bar, 894 00:57:58,509 --> 00:58:00,062 see if you find any suspicious. 895 00:58:01,270 --> 00:58:02,824 Sister Pride and I will work the staff. 896 00:58:02,858 --> 00:58:04,929 - Speaking of working the staff, 897 00:58:04,964 --> 00:58:07,380 did you see how cute Father Thomas's ass 898 00:58:07,414 --> 00:58:09,831 looked in those tight pants of his? 899 00:58:09,865 --> 00:58:12,765 One of these days I'm gonna throw him down 900 00:58:12,799 --> 00:58:15,215 and ride him like Black Beauty. 901 00:58:15,250 --> 00:58:18,840 Okay, okay, let's get to work. 902 00:58:30,921 --> 00:58:31,956 - Hey, uh, Viper. 903 00:58:33,095 --> 00:58:34,580 - What? 904 00:58:34,614 --> 00:58:37,237 - Isn't it uh, that time of year for you guys now? 905 00:58:38,722 --> 00:58:40,171 - What do you mean? 906 00:58:40,206 --> 00:58:43,036 - You know uh, Jewish Christmas, happy harmonica 907 00:58:43,071 --> 00:58:45,591 and all that shit, huh? 908 00:58:45,625 --> 00:58:47,627 - It's Hanukkah you fucking greaseball. 909 00:58:47,662 --> 00:58:51,458 - Hey, hey, hey, Viper, relax, relax, calm down. 910 00:58:51,493 --> 00:58:53,426 You gotta excuse Paulie over here, 911 00:58:53,460 --> 00:58:55,117 speech is his second language. 912 00:58:58,742 --> 00:58:59,742 - Hey, Viper. 913 00:59:00,433 --> 00:59:01,676 - What now? 914 00:59:01,710 --> 00:59:03,194 - Is it true what they say that uh, 915 00:59:03,229 --> 00:59:05,680 you got your pinky ring cut off on your family jewels? 916 00:59:22,386 --> 00:59:23,594 Uh-huh. 917 00:59:31,671 --> 00:59:32,671 - Oy. 918 00:59:42,475 --> 00:59:43,959 - Hold it. 919 00:59:43,994 --> 00:59:46,272 Gotta hand over your weapons if you wanna come in here. 920 01:00:00,182 --> 01:00:01,632 - So what's that one called? 921 01:00:01,667 --> 01:00:05,981 - Uh, Crucifix Nail, it's tequila and holy water. 922 01:00:11,262 --> 01:00:13,506 You know what I feel like doing? 923 01:00:13,540 --> 01:00:14,541 - What? 924 01:00:17,855 --> 01:00:19,788 - That's what. 925 01:00:19,823 --> 01:00:21,652 - You taste like a salt lake. 926 01:00:41,327 --> 01:00:43,640 - Hey, pillow lips, you wanna dance? 927 01:00:43,674 --> 01:00:45,503 - Beat it, Sasquatch, she's my date. 928 01:00:45,538 --> 01:00:47,540 - What's the matter your little bitch 929 01:00:47,574 --> 01:00:48,783 do all the talking for ya? 930 01:00:52,165 --> 01:00:53,729 - From now on I think I'll let my friend Mr. Bar Stool 931 01:00:53,753 --> 01:00:54,961 do all the talking. 932 01:00:54,996 --> 01:00:56,376 - Mr. Bar Stool? 933 01:00:59,138 --> 01:01:00,242 - Now you've done it. 934 01:01:37,245 --> 01:01:38,039 - What is it? 935 01:01:38,073 --> 01:01:39,281 - It's a bomb. 936 01:01:39,316 --> 01:01:42,215 - Okay, the way I see it we have two options. 937 01:01:42,250 --> 01:01:44,770 Option one, we go upstairs, we tell the girls, 938 01:01:44,804 --> 01:01:47,704 we go back to St. Vrains and let Mother Superior know. 939 01:01:47,738 --> 01:01:49,084 - That's not violent enough. 940 01:01:49,119 --> 01:01:50,465 What's option two? 941 01:01:50,499 --> 01:01:52,950 - Option two, we go in there, 942 01:01:52,985 --> 01:01:55,573 we splatter their brains all over the walls, 943 01:01:55,608 --> 01:01:57,368 and gain sainthood in the afterlife. 944 01:01:59,681 --> 01:02:03,167 - Saint Lust, has a nice ring to it don't ya think? 945 01:02:04,617 --> 01:02:06,274 - Okay, Sisters, put your hands up, 946 01:02:06,308 --> 01:02:08,000 and step away from the bomb. 947 01:02:10,243 --> 01:02:13,384 Corbucci, you're supposed to be dead. 948 01:02:13,419 --> 01:02:14,834 - I'm the Resurrection, bitch. 949 01:02:24,430 --> 01:02:27,398 - Sisters, Sisters, this is very un-nun like behavior. 950 01:02:27,433 --> 01:02:28,745 - Shut up, pris. 951 01:02:36,891 --> 01:02:38,099 - Jesus Christ. 952 01:02:46,486 --> 01:02:48,074 - Jews. 953 01:02:51,664 --> 01:02:53,607 - Hey, let's go upstairs and see how Viper's doing. 954 01:02:53,631 --> 01:02:55,012 - All right, boss. 955 01:02:57,394 --> 01:02:59,603 Holy fuck, it's a miracle! 956 01:02:59,637 --> 01:03:03,262 - It's not a miracle, ass clown, it's bulletproof. 957 01:03:06,541 --> 01:03:08,060 - You miserable slut! 958 01:03:08,094 --> 01:03:10,787 I eat nuns for fucking breakfast! 959 01:03:19,657 --> 01:03:22,868 - You're gonna fucking pay for that peckerwood. 960 01:03:34,534 --> 01:03:37,158 - Tonight we find out who the real chosen ones are, 961 01:03:38,021 --> 01:03:39,021 sluts. 962 01:03:40,264 --> 01:03:42,888 - You think you can scare us? 963 01:03:42,922 --> 01:03:47,237 We're nuns, we don't know the meaning of the word fear. 964 01:03:47,271 --> 01:03:50,171 We are strong, dedicated woman 965 01:03:50,205 --> 01:03:54,727 who laugh in the face of danger. 966 01:03:54,761 --> 01:03:58,593 So if you think that you can just waltz in here 967 01:03:58,627 --> 01:04:01,458 and kill my fellow women of the cloth, 968 01:04:01,492 --> 01:04:03,391 you've got another thing coming. 969 01:04:04,357 --> 01:04:06,843 - Come on, girls, let's get 'em! 970 01:04:11,433 --> 01:04:12,433 - Yipes. 971 01:04:13,470 --> 01:04:16,024 - Open the door, he's gonna kill us all. 972 01:04:16,059 --> 01:04:17,957 - We'll pray for you. 973 01:04:23,273 --> 01:04:24,273 - All out? 974 01:04:25,551 --> 01:04:27,829 Let's finish this shit old school. 975 01:04:30,004 --> 01:04:32,316 - My people invented old school, bitch. 976 01:04:39,392 --> 01:04:44,363 Let me introduce to the Bronowitz brothers, Levi and Eli. 977 01:04:44,984 --> 01:04:46,296 They're CPAs. 978 01:04:46,330 --> 01:04:47,366 - CPAs? 979 01:04:48,401 --> 01:04:49,886 - Certified Penguin Assassins, 980 01:04:51,301 --> 01:04:55,098 practitioners of the ancient art of Jew Jitsu. 981 01:04:55,132 --> 01:04:56,132 - Oy. - Vey. 982 01:05:21,296 --> 01:05:22,884 Mazel tov. 983 01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:44,457 - God, now would be a really good time for a miracle. 984 01:05:44,492 --> 01:05:46,563 Behind the bar. 985 01:05:46,597 --> 01:05:47,529 - What? 986 01:05:47,564 --> 01:05:48,979 - Behind the bar, your miracle. 987 01:05:49,876 --> 01:05:53,121 Good luck, sister. 988 01:05:56,849 --> 01:05:59,403 - Uh, he fucking broke my nose. 989 01:06:12,589 --> 01:06:15,247 - Decide that you'd had enough old school? 990 01:06:15,281 --> 01:06:18,112 - Let her go, I'll let you walk out of here alive. 991 01:06:18,146 --> 01:06:19,872 - How about instead you let me go 992 01:06:19,906 --> 01:06:21,011 and I let her live? 993 01:06:22,426 --> 01:06:24,256 - Shoot him, Kelly, I'm not afraid. 994 01:06:24,290 --> 01:06:26,879 Looks like what they say about nuns 995 01:06:26,913 --> 01:06:28,846 going all lesbo when they're locked up together 996 01:06:28,881 --> 01:06:33,265 without any dick isn't that far from the truth. 997 01:06:34,231 --> 01:06:35,784 Mazel tov, bitch. 998 01:06:40,789 --> 01:06:42,584 - Tell me who set us up. 999 01:06:42,619 --> 01:06:44,103 - I can't okay. 1000 01:06:44,138 --> 01:06:47,727 I can't, okay, okay, okay, I'll tell you, okay. 1001 01:06:47,762 --> 01:06:49,212 It was that Priest O'Bannon okay. 1002 01:06:49,246 --> 01:06:52,663 He's the one you wanna kill, you don't wanna kill me. 1003 01:06:52,698 --> 01:06:54,562 I think I'm gonna throw up. 1004 01:06:55,666 --> 01:06:56,667 - O'Bannon, huh. 1005 01:06:59,222 --> 01:07:01,120 That crucifix you're wearing. 1006 01:07:01,155 --> 01:07:02,155 - Yeah. 1007 01:07:03,260 --> 01:07:04,744 - Do you believe in Jesus? 1008 01:07:04,779 --> 01:07:07,575 - Oh, yeah, I believe in Jesus with all my heart and soul, 1009 01:07:07,609 --> 01:07:08,645 I do, I do. 1010 01:07:08,679 --> 01:07:09,991 - You wanna meet him? 1011 01:07:10,026 --> 01:07:11,751 - Of course, yeah, bring 'em. 1012 01:07:13,305 --> 01:07:15,625 No, no, no, I don't wanna meet him, I don't wanna meet him. 1013 01:07:27,077 --> 01:07:29,942 - Father, I think it's time we heard your confession. 1014 01:07:34,188 --> 01:07:36,811 - Hey, what's with the frickin' water works? 1015 01:07:36,845 --> 01:07:39,986 You can't have another yeast infection already. 1016 01:07:40,021 --> 01:07:41,540 Fluci's Bakery down the street 1017 01:07:41,574 --> 01:07:44,198 doesn't pump out as much sourdough as you. 1018 01:07:44,232 --> 01:07:46,752 - That's not it, Momma, bitch don't wanna work. 1019 01:07:48,098 --> 01:07:50,238 - What do you mean don't wanna work? 1020 01:07:52,137 --> 01:07:55,001 Listen, sweetie, what's wrong? 1021 01:07:55,036 --> 01:07:56,486 Tell Momma everything. 1022 01:07:56,520 --> 01:08:00,145 - It's, it's just this client I have a date with. 1023 01:08:01,249 --> 01:08:04,149 - Mario Drip Dick Carcheri. 1024 01:08:04,183 --> 01:08:07,013 - He wants me to do some really sick stuff. 1025 01:08:07,048 --> 01:08:10,845 - Honey, he's a man, all man wanna do sick stuff with women, 1026 01:08:10,879 --> 01:08:12,778 otherwise we'd all be out of a job. 1027 01:08:12,812 --> 01:08:15,229 Listen, pumpkin, 1028 01:08:15,263 --> 01:08:16,885 why don't you whisper in Momma's ear 1029 01:08:16,920 --> 01:08:18,094 what he wants you to do. 1030 01:08:23,409 --> 01:08:28,173 Fuck me sideways that is pretty sick. 1031 01:08:28,207 --> 01:08:30,796 - So you're not gonna make me do it right, Momma? 1032 01:08:30,830 --> 01:08:32,763 - Oh, the fuck I'm not. 1033 01:08:32,798 --> 01:08:35,283 Set up a camera in there and take some photos. 1034 01:08:35,318 --> 01:08:37,354 There's a big market for that in Germany. 1035 01:08:38,631 --> 01:08:39,631 - No. 1036 01:08:47,295 --> 01:08:49,228 Ow! 1037 01:08:49,263 --> 01:08:50,747 - Those are for company. 1038 01:08:50,781 --> 01:08:52,783 - Ma. 1039 01:08:52,818 --> 01:08:53,818 - Douche. 1040 01:09:00,481 --> 01:09:03,760 Well, well, well, who do we have here? 1041 01:09:03,794 --> 01:09:06,728 - She's a nun in The Order of the Black Habit. 1042 01:09:08,489 --> 01:09:10,422 - Great, great. 1043 01:09:10,456 --> 01:09:11,733 Did you get the others? 1044 01:09:11,768 --> 01:09:15,012 - We got one, the other two got away. 1045 01:09:15,047 --> 01:09:16,507 But I'm sure this little bitch will serve 1046 01:09:16,531 --> 01:09:19,258 as the perfect nun bait for the rest of them. 1047 01:09:19,293 --> 01:09:21,053 - And Richie and Paulie? 1048 01:09:21,087 --> 01:09:22,399 - Both dead. 1049 01:09:22,434 --> 01:09:26,990 - Ah, pity, I'll miss them sort of. 1050 01:09:29,820 --> 01:09:31,891 Well, never send a goy 1051 01:09:31,926 --> 01:09:36,068 to do a man's work right, Viper? 1052 01:09:36,102 --> 01:09:39,175 While we're waiting for your little friends to show up 1053 01:09:39,209 --> 01:09:41,591 I think I'll put you to work. 1054 01:09:41,625 --> 01:09:45,560 Make Momma back some of the money you cost us. 1055 01:09:45,595 --> 01:09:47,217 You have an opening for this one? 1056 01:09:48,598 --> 01:09:52,981 - I think I can find something appropriately hideous. 1057 01:09:53,948 --> 01:09:55,260 - Keep an eye on her. 1058 01:09:57,986 --> 01:09:59,505 - I want first crack at her. 1059 01:10:00,437 --> 01:10:01,576 - Her? 1060 01:10:03,785 --> 01:10:04,924 Why her? 1061 01:10:06,167 --> 01:10:07,789 - I like fucking nuns. 1062 01:10:09,377 --> 01:10:14,175 - Oh, you are downright evil, Viper. 1063 01:10:14,210 --> 01:10:15,970 I like that in a man. 1064 01:10:17,178 --> 01:10:19,836 You know maybe if you play your cards right 1065 01:10:19,870 --> 01:10:24,841 you could take Corbucci's place and Lucky's place too. 1066 01:10:26,429 --> 01:10:28,534 I know, I know he's my son, 1067 01:10:28,569 --> 01:10:32,918 but now he couldn't win the bronze medal 1068 01:10:32,952 --> 01:10:34,299 in the Special Olympics. 1069 01:10:38,406 --> 01:10:40,546 I gotta go take a dump. 1070 01:10:46,207 --> 01:10:49,521 - What the fuck are you looking at Jerry's kid? 1071 01:11:05,916 --> 01:11:07,021 - Where am I? 1072 01:11:10,473 --> 01:11:15,132 - From the looks of things I'd say you're in hell. 1073 01:11:15,167 --> 01:11:17,480 - Sisters, what's, what's gotten into you? 1074 01:11:17,514 --> 01:11:18,929 - Shut up. 1075 01:11:18,964 --> 01:11:22,105 Now before I blew that scumbag Corbucci away 1076 01:11:22,139 --> 01:11:24,590 he told me, "You were the rat behind this." 1077 01:11:24,625 --> 01:11:26,420 You fuckin' set us up. 1078 01:11:26,454 --> 01:11:28,422 - Now Sister Gluttony is dead, 1079 01:11:28,456 --> 01:11:30,251 and they've kidnapped Sister Pride. 1080 01:11:31,735 --> 01:11:35,083 So Father, unless you tell me where their hideout is, 1081 01:11:38,017 --> 01:11:41,987 I'm gonna turn you into the holiest priest in town. 1082 01:11:42,021 --> 01:11:43,021 - Is that so? 1083 01:11:44,196 --> 01:11:47,579 You unholy whores always resorting to violence 1084 01:11:47,613 --> 01:11:49,891 to solve your problems. 1085 01:11:49,926 --> 01:11:52,066 There was a time when this church 1086 01:11:52,100 --> 01:11:54,758 truly believed in non-violence, 1087 01:11:54,793 --> 01:11:56,726 when the whole damn thing was overseen 1088 01:11:56,760 --> 01:12:00,281 by wise, benevolent old men. 1089 01:12:00,316 --> 01:12:02,421 And now it's come to this, 1090 01:12:02,456 --> 01:12:06,287 a nun threatening to torture a man anointed by the church. 1091 01:12:06,322 --> 01:12:08,979 - You're the one that sold us out to the mob. 1092 01:12:09,014 --> 01:12:10,602 You think they're better? 1093 01:12:10,636 --> 01:12:13,398 - They're good Catholics, they're men. 1094 01:12:13,432 --> 01:12:14,606 They go to confession 1095 01:12:14,640 --> 01:12:16,918 and repent when they've had somebody killed, 1096 01:12:16,953 --> 01:12:20,888 rather than just rely on their promised place in heaven. 1097 01:12:20,922 --> 01:12:24,340 - That's what it all comes down to for you, isn't it? 1098 01:12:25,444 --> 01:12:27,101 That they're men. 1099 01:12:27,135 --> 01:12:30,138 - No, I'm just tired of you nuns 1100 01:12:30,173 --> 01:12:32,727 running the show around here. 1101 01:12:32,762 --> 01:12:36,697 Before you, we priests actually meant something. 1102 01:12:36,731 --> 01:12:38,699 We were men with influence. 1103 01:12:38,733 --> 01:12:41,943 Mob bosses, politicians, business men, 1104 01:12:41,978 --> 01:12:44,083 everybody listened when we talked. 1105 01:12:44,118 --> 01:12:47,708 We were the ultimate gatekeepers of the Kingdom of Heaven. 1106 01:12:48,916 --> 01:12:53,196 Now all we do is wash the blood stains 1107 01:12:53,230 --> 01:12:55,681 out of your filthy habits. 1108 01:12:55,716 --> 01:12:58,857 - Now you know what women were doing for years 1109 01:12:58,891 --> 01:13:00,030 before you came along. 1110 01:13:00,065 --> 01:13:01,618 - And that's as it should be. 1111 01:13:03,240 --> 01:13:05,001 - You'd send us to our deaths 1112 01:13:05,035 --> 01:13:08,591 just to keep what you see as your rightful place in line? 1113 01:13:08,625 --> 01:13:12,008 You're one sick fuck, Father. 1114 01:13:13,458 --> 01:13:16,702 But I don't have time for your bullshit theology. 1115 01:13:16,737 --> 01:13:19,636 You're going to tell me where the mob took Sister Pride 1116 01:13:20,879 --> 01:13:23,191 or you'll be getting your final judgment 1117 01:13:23,226 --> 01:13:26,471 sooner rather than later. 1118 01:13:34,202 --> 01:13:35,583 - Uh, I feel so guilty. 1119 01:13:37,171 --> 01:13:39,173 If I had just been here, 1120 01:13:39,207 --> 01:13:40,968 I might of been able to prevent this. 1121 01:13:41,002 --> 01:13:43,315 - Thomas, you probably would of gotten killed 1122 01:13:43,349 --> 01:13:45,559 right along with Mother Superior. 1123 01:13:45,593 --> 01:13:47,353 Consider yourself blessed. 1124 01:13:49,217 --> 01:13:52,669 - Dear Lord, bless these servants who fight in your name. 1125 01:13:52,704 --> 01:13:56,639 May their limbs be swift, may their minds be nimble, 1126 01:13:56,673 --> 01:13:58,917 and may their bullets always find their mark. 1127 01:14:00,746 --> 01:14:01,746 Amen. 1128 01:14:03,439 --> 01:14:05,406 - Thank you, Father Thomas. 1129 01:14:05,441 --> 01:14:07,581 Now you have to leave here soon as possible, 1130 01:14:07,615 --> 01:14:10,791 we might of been followed, promise? 1131 01:14:10,825 --> 01:14:11,825 - I promise, Sister. 1132 01:14:16,555 --> 01:14:18,626 He's a priest, 1133 01:14:18,661 --> 01:14:21,491 I could go straight to hell for that, but I could die. 1134 01:14:39,716 --> 01:14:42,581 If I make it out of this alive, Father Thomas, 1135 01:14:42,616 --> 01:14:45,895 I swear I'm gonna give you something real juicy 1136 01:14:45,929 --> 01:14:47,206 to mention at confession. 1137 01:14:52,142 --> 01:14:54,800 Priest. 1138 01:15:04,085 --> 01:15:06,053 So do you have a plan? 1139 01:15:06,087 --> 01:15:09,125 - I do, but you're not gonna like it. 1140 01:15:09,159 --> 01:15:11,507 - Does it involve me killing bad guys? 1141 01:15:11,541 --> 01:15:13,094 - Sure does. 1142 01:15:13,129 --> 01:15:15,234 - Then I'm behind you a 100%. 1143 01:15:16,201 --> 01:15:18,859 Okey-dokey. 1144 01:15:25,831 --> 01:15:28,385 - Must be all playing frickin' bingo. 1145 01:15:29,973 --> 01:15:31,250 - That must be the winner. 1146 01:15:35,013 --> 01:15:39,120 - Yeah, down here fellas, yeah, this way. 1147 01:15:39,155 --> 01:15:42,158 Yeah, closer, closer. 1148 01:15:44,919 --> 01:15:47,508 What the fuck took you assholes so long? 1149 01:15:47,543 --> 01:15:49,475 - Holy stigmata. 1150 01:15:55,930 --> 01:16:00,038 - Ah, oy vey, I don't know whether to laugh or cry. 1151 01:16:01,833 --> 01:16:05,906 Don't worry, baby, I'll be gentle at first. 1152 01:16:15,398 --> 01:16:18,056 - Welcome to Momma Rizzo's Hooker Heaven. 1153 01:16:18,090 --> 01:16:19,126 How can we help you? 1154 01:16:21,784 --> 01:16:22,750 - I heard you were in the market 1155 01:16:22,785 --> 01:16:25,822 for some tender young chicken. 1156 01:16:25,857 --> 01:16:27,282 - We're always in the market for some chicken 1157 01:16:27,306 --> 01:16:29,723 if it's fresh enough. 1158 01:16:30,931 --> 01:16:32,070 - Is 14 too old? 1159 01:16:32,104 --> 01:16:34,141 - No, it's perfect. 1160 01:16:38,007 --> 01:16:39,215 14 you say? 1161 01:16:40,768 --> 01:16:44,254 - Yeah, her mother's a dirty smack whore, 1162 01:16:44,289 --> 01:16:45,635 she owes me some money, 1163 01:16:45,670 --> 01:16:49,846 so she lets me babysit little brown sugar here. 1164 01:16:52,608 --> 01:16:53,608 - Nice. 1165 01:16:54,748 --> 01:16:55,748 Firm. 1166 01:16:57,164 --> 01:16:58,717 I'll give you $500 for her. 1167 01:17:07,726 --> 01:17:10,453 - Did you just call my mother a dirty smack whore? 1168 01:17:10,487 --> 01:17:12,593 - I was acting. 1169 01:17:12,628 --> 01:17:14,491 Come on, let's go find Sister Pride. 1170 01:17:21,119 --> 01:17:24,156 - I'm worth a lot more than 500 bucks sansnatch. 1171 01:17:35,754 --> 01:17:38,101 - Don't worry, baby, it's kosher. 1172 01:17:47,870 --> 01:17:49,803 - All right, you go find Momma Rizzo, 1173 01:17:49,837 --> 01:17:51,114 and I'll find Sister Pride. 1174 01:17:51,149 --> 01:17:52,391 - All right. 1175 01:17:52,426 --> 01:17:55,636 Watch your ass in this place, and your vag. 1176 01:18:02,885 --> 01:18:05,439 - Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, it's okay, 1177 01:18:07,475 --> 01:18:08,856 I'm not gonna rush anything. 1178 01:18:10,478 --> 01:18:13,136 I know the importance of foreplay for you women. 1179 01:18:17,485 --> 01:18:20,212 Oh, yeah, yeah, you wanna find some eggs, huh? 1180 01:18:20,247 --> 01:18:22,456 Honey, you wanna find some eggs? 1181 01:18:22,490 --> 01:18:24,665 - You're one sick fucking bunny. 1182 01:18:42,027 --> 01:18:43,719 - Got you now, bitch. 1183 01:18:48,516 --> 01:18:51,036 - Get off her or I'll blow your fucking brains out. 1184 01:18:54,626 --> 01:18:55,903 - It's okay, baby. 1185 01:19:03,980 --> 01:19:06,293 - Put me you down you jive ass motherfucker. 1186 01:19:06,327 --> 01:19:07,570 Gladly. 1187 01:19:07,604 --> 01:19:10,366 - Oh, my lucky fucking day, 1188 01:19:10,400 --> 01:19:14,197 they're falling like manna from heaven. 1189 01:19:14,232 --> 01:19:15,889 - Caught this one sneaking around. 1190 01:19:15,923 --> 01:19:17,960 I bet there's more around here somewhere. 1191 01:19:20,341 --> 01:19:23,793 - Well, then let's go greet our new visitors shall we? 1192 01:19:28,004 --> 01:19:29,695 - I love beating nuns. 1193 01:19:31,628 --> 01:19:33,251 - Well, what do we have here? 1194 01:20:01,175 --> 01:20:05,593 - Oh, very cute, you think you can get the drop on me, 1195 01:20:05,628 --> 01:20:07,250 you got another thing coming. 1196 01:20:08,320 --> 01:20:10,633 Now we can both die here 1197 01:20:10,667 --> 01:20:12,669 or we can both walk out of here, 1198 01:20:12,704 --> 01:20:16,604 and hunt each other down later like the dogs that we are. 1199 01:20:17,605 --> 01:20:19,711 - Only problem for you is. 1200 01:20:20,643 --> 01:20:21,851 - We work in pairs. 1201 01:20:24,820 --> 01:20:27,132 - I've hunted down every last member 1202 01:20:27,167 --> 01:20:28,444 of the Falsto crime family 1203 01:20:28,478 --> 01:20:30,687 for what they did to my parents. 1204 01:20:30,722 --> 01:20:34,139 And before they died every single one of them 1205 01:20:34,174 --> 01:20:36,107 told me the same thing, 1206 01:20:36,141 --> 01:20:38,040 "That they'd been hired to do the job 1207 01:20:38,074 --> 01:20:40,870 by someone who called herself Big Momma." 1208 01:20:42,389 --> 01:20:44,943 I don't suppose you know who that could of been do you? 1209 01:20:44,978 --> 01:20:47,359 - Oh, fuck you, Sister. 1210 01:20:47,394 --> 01:20:48,674 Look I know you're gonna kill me 1211 01:20:48,705 --> 01:20:52,054 just do me the favor of not boring me to death. 1212 01:20:52,088 --> 01:20:55,747 Oh, my daddy got killed over business boohoo. 1213 01:20:55,781 --> 01:20:59,855 Wah, wah, wah, Mommy and Daddy got gunned down. 1214 01:20:59,889 --> 01:21:01,339 Save it for the confessional. 1215 01:21:05,170 --> 01:21:07,414 I'm gonna make this hurt so bad, 1216 01:21:07,448 --> 01:21:09,554 you're gonna remember me when you're dead. 1217 01:21:15,629 --> 01:21:17,734 Goodnight my sweet little penguin. 1218 01:21:29,919 --> 01:21:30,919 - Momma. 1219 01:21:31,679 --> 01:21:33,233 - Lucky. 1220 01:21:37,651 --> 01:21:40,412 Fuck me. 1221 01:21:43,588 --> 01:21:47,212 - I guess I am lucky after all, Momma. 1222 01:21:57,636 --> 01:21:59,915 - I think we'll be okay now. 1223 01:22:02,262 --> 01:22:03,884 - Freeze. 1224 01:22:03,919 --> 01:22:05,368 - It's not what it looks like. 1225 01:22:05,403 --> 01:22:08,061 - Sister Kelly Johnson, I'm placing you under arrest 1226 01:22:08,095 --> 01:22:11,616 for murder, kidnapping, and conspiracy to commit murder. 1227 01:22:11,650 --> 01:22:13,583 And you missy, are an accomplice. 1228 01:22:23,283 --> 01:22:26,355 Let me at 'em, let me at 'em! 1229 01:22:26,389 --> 01:22:28,460 All I need is five minutes alone with 'em! 1230 01:22:28,495 --> 01:22:30,807 - Take it easy, they're nuns for Christ's sake. 1231 01:22:30,842 --> 01:22:33,638 - 12 years of Catholic school, I want my revenge! 1232 01:22:34,501 --> 01:22:35,709 - Get out of here! 1233 01:22:44,476 --> 01:22:47,824 Look Sisters, I just want you to know before we book you 1234 01:22:47,859 --> 01:22:50,413 that if I had my way I would just let you off 1235 01:22:50,448 --> 01:22:54,210 with some strong warning or community service or something. 1236 01:22:54,245 --> 01:22:56,972 - Yeah, you nuns did this city a pretty big favor. 1237 01:22:58,318 --> 01:22:59,905 Problem is they're gonna wanna repay you 1238 01:22:59,940 --> 01:23:02,563 with a one way ticket to the electric chair. 1239 01:23:04,841 --> 01:23:06,774 - Who the hell is that? 1240 01:23:14,610 --> 01:23:16,336 - Hey, uh, what are ya doin'? 1241 01:23:16,370 --> 01:23:18,510 These ladies, they no go to jail, officers. 1242 01:23:19,718 --> 01:23:21,237 - Your Holiness. 1243 01:23:21,272 --> 01:23:23,653 - They is protected under the canon law. 1244 01:23:25,966 --> 01:23:28,900 I granted them a divine pardon. 1245 01:23:28,934 --> 01:23:31,351 - Dude, it's the fucking pope. 1246 01:23:31,385 --> 01:23:33,215 Can you believe that shit? 1247 01:23:33,249 --> 01:23:34,492 - Kiss, kiss. 1248 01:23:34,526 --> 01:23:37,495 Oh, yeah, oh yeah, more, more, more. 1249 01:23:47,884 --> 01:23:50,404 Ah, yes, my precious pious pussies 1250 01:23:50,439 --> 01:23:54,167 with the razor claws, and the throbbing thoroughfares. 1251 01:23:54,201 --> 01:23:58,688 You make uh, Pope Corky IV uh, very, very proud. 1252 01:23:58,723 --> 01:24:01,795 - And we can make you a very, very happy man. 1253 01:24:06,075 --> 01:24:07,594 - Isn't this amazing? 1254 01:24:07,628 --> 01:24:09,872 - Yeah, I thought they only liked boys. 1255 01:24:23,092 --> 01:24:25,612 - Well, I guess it's like they say, 1256 01:24:25,646 --> 01:24:27,062 all's well that ends well. 1257 01:24:28,408 --> 01:24:31,135 - I'm gonna go take a shower, you wanna come? 1258 01:24:31,169 --> 01:24:35,173 - Nah, I think I'm gonna sleep for about a week after this. 1259 01:24:35,208 --> 01:24:37,313 - Suit yourself. 1260 01:24:37,348 --> 01:24:39,419 I'll be back in a minute to keep you company. 1261 01:24:46,046 --> 01:24:48,048 - Cozy in here, isn't it? 1262 01:24:48,083 --> 01:24:50,154 - Aren't you supposed to watching over Sister Wrath? 1263 01:24:50,188 --> 01:24:52,501 - Oh, she'll be fine, that girl is a rock. 1264 01:24:58,610 --> 01:25:00,233 Angels like to cuddle. 1265 01:25:00,267 --> 01:25:01,648 - Get off of me. 1266 01:25:01,682 --> 01:25:02,890 - Hold me! 1267 01:25:02,925 --> 01:25:04,375 Why won't you hold me? 1268 01:25:04,409 --> 01:25:08,931 - Thought you were through with me, demon bitch? 1269 01:25:08,965 --> 01:25:13,177 - Let me guess, you're gonna rape me and then kill me, 1270 01:25:13,211 --> 01:25:16,697 probably in some sort of demonic sacrifice. 1271 01:25:16,732 --> 01:25:20,770 - That would be my choice if I had one. 1272 01:25:20,805 --> 01:25:22,910 - Oh, spare me. 1273 01:25:22,945 --> 01:25:27,915 You know what the difference between you and me is? 1274 01:25:28,778 --> 01:25:32,230 - Hmm, that I have the gun 1275 01:25:33,473 --> 01:25:35,199 and you're the one who has to shut up 1276 01:25:36,407 --> 01:25:40,273 or I'm going to kill you slowly and painfully. 1277 01:25:41,481 --> 01:25:42,481 - Nope. 1278 01:25:43,552 --> 01:25:47,003 The difference is one of us isn't scared to die. 1279 01:25:52,975 --> 01:25:55,529 - Oh, the boss is gonna be sore over this one. 1280 01:26:01,432 --> 01:26:02,432 - Is this hell? 1281 01:26:03,744 --> 01:26:04,849 - Hell? 1282 01:26:04,883 --> 01:26:07,748 Why you little communion wafer pusher. 1283 01:26:12,305 --> 01:26:13,892 - Help, no! 1284 01:26:13,927 --> 01:26:18,173 Oh, Father, I, I need hail Mary full of grace. 1285 01:26:18,207 --> 01:26:19,588 Momma! 1286 01:26:19,622 --> 01:26:20,772 - I think there's been a mix up. 1287 01:26:20,796 --> 01:26:21,969 Jesus. 1288 01:26:29,839 --> 01:26:32,428 - You've got to be kidding me. 1289 01:26:32,463 --> 01:26:35,086 Oh, it's no joke, Sister. 1290 01:26:36,225 --> 01:26:38,227 You committed the gravest sin imaginable, 1291 01:26:39,677 --> 01:26:44,164 and for that you get to spend eternity here with me 1292 01:26:44,199 --> 01:26:47,926 where your flesh will be ripped from its bones, 1293 01:26:47,961 --> 01:26:52,103 your eyes gouged from their sockets, 1294 01:26:52,137 --> 01:26:54,761 and your limbs torn apart, 1295 01:26:56,003 --> 01:26:58,627 only so you can be put back together, 1296 01:26:58,661 --> 01:27:02,044 and have it done all over again, 1297 01:27:03,459 --> 01:27:08,050 and there's not a damn thing that you can do about. 1298 01:27:09,431 --> 01:27:11,812 - Oh, there's something I can do about it. 1299 01:27:12,848 --> 01:27:15,368 - Oh, and what's that, child? 1300 01:27:16,576 --> 01:27:19,095 - I'm gonna kick your fucking ass. 1301 01:27:32,523 --> 01:27:34,110 - So you're not gonna talk, huh? 1302 01:27:36,630 --> 01:27:40,496 - Listen, how many times do I gotta tell ya, 1303 01:27:40,531 --> 01:27:42,947 I'm not saying anything to you pigs 1304 01:27:42,981 --> 01:27:45,156 until after I talk to my lawyer. 1305 01:27:53,578 --> 01:27:54,683 Oh, no. 1306 01:27:57,686 --> 01:27:59,550 What the hell was that? 1307 01:28:02,967 --> 01:28:05,452 - I ain't having none of that.